An act of sexual pleasure where you take your fingers and insert them in the bum hole while doing regular masturbation
Jack got so turned on by Mega Cranes and Cosmic Cranes that he felt the need to pull down his own trousers and pleasure himself with a Pokey Bum Wank.
by Beluga Whale Pie February 12, 2025
Fuck Hank loves a pokey bum wank as his standard way of getting off, think it's the prostrate contact he enjoys the most
by KenNeth Roote December 03, 2020
by Jamesgilbert123 October 07, 2021
by The one and only me October 03, 2019
wankin the terms of it being terrible. Hipster Wank is a term to describe bad art work using a medium that is outdated or just old. Hipsters are the ones who tend to use an out dated medium. They use it because they think it makes their art work better or they use it to show their different. You can see this on Instagram by simply looking at the hashtag “film is not dead”.
Person 1: “mate look at this photography”
Person 2: “yeah that’s a good example of hipster wank. Shooting in 35mm film doesn’t make your photography good”
Person 2: “yeah that’s a good example of hipster wank. Shooting in 35mm film doesn’t make your photography good”
by Kevin the obese fetus June 16, 2019
by jayc33 December 13, 2023
when you are masturbating and in the last seconds before you cum, the wrong thoughts enter your mind
ah man, again just before seconds before I came, David Letterman's face appeared in my thoughts, i can't stand when i get those polluted wanks, you just don't enjoy the orgasm
by MasterBJB March 09, 2018