japanese fire cracker

When a male is performing anal sex on a female (specifically in the reverse cowgirl, or the missionary position) and the female proceeds to extricate feces in the midst of anal sex onto the males genitalia

Him: Hey babe you want to try the Japanese fire cracker?

Her: yeah sure I haven’t shat in 3 days let’s do this

by Wacka flockin November 1, 2017

firing the mud cannon

Using the loo, on the log flume

Julian went missing shortly before dinner last night. It wasn't until we were on the fish course that Jeeves heard him firing the mud cannon

by Stormtrooper X October 31, 2017

California ring of fire

When you're out in the hot dry desert of Death Valley giving your girl extreme anal and the friction ignites the ring of hair surrounding her butthole. You continue to fuck, lighting your own pubes on fire, then at the point of climax you pull out and shoot into the ring of fire that is her anal orifice, all the while screaming hocus pocas

Dude I experienced the California ring of fire for the first time yesterday!

by Queefstain June 26, 2017

Icelandic Fire Drill

The Icelandic Fire Drill is when you fill your female partner’s anus and vagina with Icy Hot and then perform ass to vag back and forth until they are screaming in pain and are forced to run out of the house.

Debbie got the cops called on us last night. I pulled the ole’ Icelandic Fire Drill on her and the neighbors thought we were fighting.

by FatHoudini March 7, 2022

death by firing squad

When you are brutally shot to death by a firing squad after being convicted for a crime

Can also happen for other reasons

That guy is getting death by firing squad

Awesome

by DeathByFiringSquad August 17, 2022

Irish Fire Drill

When you take 8 shots of whiskey as fast as you can, then drive home before you wrap around a tree.

Johnny lost a bet and had to run an “Irish Fire Drill,” We’ll never know if he made it.

by spookydascary September 4, 2020

Albaquerque Fire Hydrant

The act of performing inserting one's penis into a woman's anal cavity while she is bent over a toilet. As she begins to puke, hold on while those crazy contractions take you for a ride!

I know some pretty sick people, but when I heard Doug gave her the Albaquerque fire hydrant, I knew he was going to hell for sure.

by Stevie Y April 13, 2006