john sherlock

A three foot long turd weighing more than 200 pounds

I hadn't shit in a week so Sunday I took a John Sherlock

by Pops3423 August 6, 2017

john mathew

a very cool person, only thing that's unsettling about them is how they only have 1 t on mathew. They hate math but they like fictional men, should've been named john menew

1. "Oh wow they despise math they're probably named John Mathew"

2. "Omg Fukuzawa is so hot i'm turning into John Mathew fr"

by synchii202 March 25, 2023

john webster

eats scorpions, stands on dead bees, walks off beds.

did you see that guy, he is such a john webster

by bigrob960 January 10, 2018

john richardson

John Richardson is a guy who's ego is bigger than his ambitions

That John Richardson will go nowhere

by Pseudyonx October 30, 2015

Albert-John

This nigga is the realist nigga in nigga history.

Albert-John has a large pp

by OomAlbert November 24, 2021

John Key

The act of pulling on a girl's ponytail

"You better put that hair in a bun or imma John Key yo ass"

by Jacinda Arden November 30, 2021

John Olivering

When you go to extreme lengths, sometimes do extremely weird, sometimes expensive, or petty antics, in order to getting a point your trying to make.

"Hey man don't you think you've made your point?"
No way man. John Olivering it will definitely get the message across

by IceBear7232 October 27, 2022