Michael, Harold, and Kumar go to the Olypics. 

A phrase coming from the condescending of Michael Phelps after his "bong" picture was released.

It is said that Phelps will be included in the third installment of the Harold and Kumar series; with John Cho, and Kal Penn.

The plot being Harold and Kumar are on their way to Beijing to smoke some fine Chinese Kush, and watch the Olypics, blazed out of their skulls. But they just so happen to be seated next to Michael Phelps on the plane.


Long story short, Phelps, Harold, and Kumar get into a whole load of shenanigans!

Coming 2010!

In the new film, Michael, Harold, and Kumar go to the Olypics. Phelps hits his first bong hit, and Kumar snaps a picture. Little does Phelps know, Kumar put it on his myspace.

Michael, Harold, and Kumar go to the Olypics. by Holden M February 6, 2009

black on the outside 

A wigga. Wanna "nigga". White boi hu thnks hes black.

White boi: "Yo,sup G"
Other : "Mate, your white, accept it"
White boi: "Mate, im a marmite sandwhich, white on the inside, black on the outside!"
Other : "Twat..."

black on the outside by dannooo May 26, 2008

tell it to the one-legged man, so he can bump it down the road! 

the greatest come back ever

guy 1 -he said "tell it to the one-legged man, so he can bump it down the road!"

guy 2 -he is the man!

tell it to the one-legged man, so he can bump it down the road! by the cleaner April 30, 2006

the overland 

the overland is giving a prostitue over the age of 35 a ride home without having intercourse. but before she can escape the grasp of the vehicle, she is made to strip down and put on a McDonalds work shirt and ask "How May I Help You Today". Then she is forced to service the driver of the automoblie with the following of choices:

The McGribbler: she slowly grasps the testicles of the paying customer, and puts them in her mouth. while in her mouth, she uses a varitey of condiments, ranging from mustard to thousand island dressing.

The McBitchWitch: the driver takes a handful of the prostites hair, and takes her head and slams it into the dash board while screaming "I am giving you the McBitch you dirty Witch". While all this is going on, he is masturbating into his hand, and while he is about to climax, he climax in his palm, and puts it on the dash board and rams her face into it.

The Mc BlowHard: A personal favorite, and most well known for its beginnging in the Williston, North Dakota area, the prostitute is given a enima of blended sandwhiches of the Mc Donalds dollar menu. (be sure to blend sandwhiches well, and mix with a large portion of orange/prune juice) once sandwhiches are made into a milkshake of delight, a large funnel is inserted into her fanny, and the nummmy liquid is pumped into her hooo-haw. Then with the delicious milkshake waiting in her rectum, one is required to kick her in the stomach as hard as possible, making her shit her pants with orange/prune juice, and ground up cheeseburegers. Then they are to force her from the vehicle and make her scream " I love the MC Blowhard Sandwhich, it makes me shit my pants", while walking back to the shitty street corner she came from. Then lastly, one is to run up behind her and slap her in the face with raw hamberger, and say, "No thats a Meal you bitch"!!!!!!

"That double crossing bitch is going to get the overland if she doesnt watch it"

"How much do you charge for the overland"

"You take cash or check for the overland"

the overland by Bitch Weed July 29, 2008

the OC 

Process of masturbating a large penis

One hand wraps fully around the penis while another wraps itself only party around the other hand, thus forming an O and a C.

the OC by William Mith April 1, 2005

in the oven

A self-explanatory term made for describing where your food is after you get back home from a hard day of work.

Hey woman, where might my food be at? Don’t make me smack you!
It’s in the oven, dearest.

in the oven by squidman January 2, 2004

the old one two 

1. death 2. finality 3. farewell 4. termination 5. destruction 6. killing 7. elimination 8. the dumping of a mate, partner, etc. 9. often sudden defeat 10. disposal 11. riddence (often used with 'give' in all contexts)

I just gave my girlfiend the old one two by showing her the front door for good. I gave the burglar the old one two with my side-by-side shotgun and he will never invade my home again. The older boy gave his little brother the old one two in a fistfight.

the old one two by Jon64Bailey May 11, 2008