Emily Syndrome

Emily syndrome is a term for getting into a long-distance relationship over the internet while being too young to live and act on your own and having commitment issues on both sides due to being too young.
May cause heartbreak, depression, sadness, denial and anti-socialization.

Steve hasn't been leaving the house and has been chatting with a girl over the internet non-stop. He may be suffering from the Emily Syndrome.

by SteveHartingtom September 1, 2016

Catnach Syndrome

To be totally confused. To have red hair. To be born with an inherent cute and cuddly personality.

"I'm afraid you're suffering from Catnach Syndrome, you may only have a week of normality left.

by william scholes October 18, 2006

Autotourette Syndrome

The spontaneous utterance of socially objectionable or taboo words or phrases while operating a motor vehicle

Autotourette Syndrome kicked in and I shouted, "That fucking asshole just swerved into my lane and cut me off!"

by Rhalunen September 23, 2009

Penguin Syndrome

Overactive use of the M16 or the burst shot of another gun like the M16 (3shot bursting).

Oh man, I just can't stop using the M16, I must have Penguin Syndrome

by A fat person. March 11, 2009

Snooki Syndrome

A girl who is of the larger variety, who is also short, thinks that she is thin and petite simply because she is short. Like Snooki from the Jersey Shore they will wear clothes that aren't meant for their body type but for skinny girls.

Look at that chick's clothes. She's come down with a serious case of Snooki Syndrome

by TheAmazingA June 28, 2011

The Ginger Syndrome

Also known as trisomy 69, is a rare genetic disorder caused by any piece of red shaded hair attached to one's body. This disorder is particularly effective on any Asian gingers, causing them to have hyper madness and insanity, saying unnecessary comments whilst having a powerful vocal chord capable of having over 10000000000000000000000 decibel causing severe eardrum damaged and ear cancer.

The WHO society found no cure or treatment for the Ginger Syndrome "We're fucked. " -Obama

by Proxy November 15, 2016

CAILLOU SYNDROME

Main type of cancer

That many has caillou syndrome, he's bald!

by Yo mommy in da house March 8, 2019