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Real men don't eat quiche; they eat sassages. So do real women. Sassages are the new fish. They are the new black.
sassage by Sarah Shrubb March 11, 2008

sausagehead 

an unknown, overmatched opponent in a contest...used in basketball or dominoes.
I dont know why I have to waste my time with a sausagehead in order to get to the championship round.
sausagehead by OGpmpdog September 16, 2007

Sausages Are Already Out There 

When your information/idea/ or who you are in general is already well known to those that know you. No need to ask any questions or seek clarification. It is what it is.
"I dont know why he was all askin' me about how I felt about him going out with his friends. My sausages are already out there!"

The Sausages do not Approve 

A phrase coined by F8thLeSS-Priicher meant to be a stupid way of making a negative statement with a referance to "My Hime" an anime in which one character's hair has ponytail-like things that look like sausages and is the jealous-type and when she thinks her "boyfriend" is looking at someone else her hair moves around franticly while she yells at him.
Clutz: Why won't this Computer work?!
F8thLeSS: Because The Sausages do not Approve of your methods.
Clutz: *punch*
F8thLeSS: Asshole...

sausagefest 

A group of 5 or more that consists of 80%-100% males. Refers to the amount of "sausages" in the group.
(all male group sitting at lunch table)

Bob: What a freakin' sausagefest!!!

Sausagefesting 

The verb form of sausagefest, being in a group w/ all guys or mostly guys, screwing around. Usually said over text.
A: Hey what're you doing?
B: Uh we're sausagefesting, what do you think?
Sausagefesting by xSLAPPYBAGx January 21, 2009