“Well that’s why you should learn how to make salad.” is a response to anything and everything.
This phrase came from a bitter old man named John, this is John’s only accomplishment.
This phrase came from a bitter old man named John, this is John’s only accomplishment.
by pigeon_nut November 26, 2023
Get the Well that’s why you should learn how to make salad.mug. The act or placing ones rectum on another’s mouth and spinning while keeping the rectum on the mouth to receive pleasure
by Kitchen Fun August 15, 2021
Get the Salad spinnermug. by Saladyboi June 11, 2019
Get the Yummy Saladmug. The act of using one's hand or fingers to pleasure the butt hole of his/her partner (in lieu of using the tongue), usually whilst aiding in masturbation.
The term was made famous by members of the DFW, Tx radio show, The Russ Martin Show.
The term was made famous by members of the DFW, Tx radio show, The Russ Martin Show.
I'm not gonna toss your salad, but I'll give you a hand salad.
I'm tired baby, how about just a hand salad.
I'm tired baby, how about just a hand salad.
by joey_blowme July 7, 2017
Get the Hand Saladmug. When a man ejaculates into a hairy butt hole and then slurps and swallows the fresh load from the oven.
by 0712 August 8, 2018
Get the Soup Saladmug. When a woman gives you so many simultaneous warnings that she’s a crazy-toxic-narcissist, that saying you saw a single red flag just isn’t enough.
She was an hour late, didn’t apologize, ordered the most expensive dish on the menu and stared at her phone the whole time…just a straight up red flag salad with a raspberry vinaigrette.
by NoahGreen April 18, 2024
Get the Red Flag Saladmug. by Kohpissyboi September 2, 2023
Get the Montana blue cheese saladmug.