Dad

What’s that?

No serious what’s a dad?

by Misspiggy November 25, 2019

Dad

Someone you don’t have.
Someone you’ve never met.
Takes at least 7 years to buy milk

“God, why does dad take so long to get back from the store?”

by Dance_sexy._.Be_sexier!! November 29, 2018

Dad

The one guy you can count on to make the worst joke or quip at the right time. While dads may not realize it either, they usually tell the same joke many times without noticing it, subsequently causing their kids (who have to put up with them) to have to laugh awkwardly. They are also usually seen spending way too much time on their phones or iPads playing games like Clash of Clans and Pokemon Go, never missing a war day or Pokestop no matter the situation. While dads may not always know what exactly is going on, or think everything through, they mean well and can give priceless life advice. Happy Father's Day, we love you.

Dad I'm horribly nauseous.
Hi horribly nauseous! I'm dad.

by PreyTheGeyAwey May 11, 2019

your dad

when you are joking around and say your dad

your dad went to get milk

by fjkfdhguffnrnf April 13, 2022

dad

something that dream stans lack

Dads cannot be fathers of dream stans

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! July 22, 2023

Mom and dad

Family member

Hey mom and dad

by Airforce1 February 11, 2022

DADS

Day After Drinking Shits. What I like to call the revenge your body is getting on you for drinking too much the night before.

“Dads have arrived.”
“I’m going to be a minute, I have the dads real bad.”
“Dads are in full swing”

by Heyheyheyitsjohnaaaay June 15, 2019