Mad

a fucker, will say ur mums all the time, an incest guy, has muscle fetish and extremely depression. Always go to toilet to masturbate while thinking about his life choices, sad boi

A: You're dating Mad ? Hell nah, he's a mess
B: Noted.

by unrivaled procrastination October 11, 2022

Soft mad

When you’re angry at someone because they’re right and/or slightly endeared by their statement.

A reaction to a backhanded compliment

He says you’re his most dramatic friend. Is that offensive or are you just soft mad?

by Dazed_succubus September 30, 2019

Beard Madness

A short-lived surge of itch, prickling, and irritability that hits about 24–48 hours after a close shave, as stiff regrowing stubble and freshly sensitized skin team up to drive you into a slight frenzy. Typically lasts 1–4 days.

“Day-two Beard Madness has me wanting to claw my face off.”

by TwistedBobbay August 29, 2025

mad shlurps

Giving oral sex, or when something sucks.

Can be used to replace 'You suck."

Y'all be givin' mad shlurps!

Hey did you hang with Poison?
Hell yea dude! Got mad shulrps!

by Ben Berkowitz March 20, 2008

mad l ad

This is the incorrect spelling of "mad lad".

Joe: he is an absolute "mad l ad"
Jimmy: Did you mean "mad lad"?
Joe: Yes, I did, sorry for my bad spelling, it won't happen again 😔🙏
Jimmy: I forgive you

by anonymous March 10, 2022

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by Stubss April 24, 2021

Mads

He never types with big letters... NEVER. He always plays Minecraft.

hey whats up guys it is mads here and today i will play minecraft

by joha8288 May 31, 2017