Kevin

An absolute numpty. You'll commonly find him 1 inch (that's fully erect for him) deep in his mom, or you'll find him hunched over watching anime girls kiss eachother. Kevin is a very slow and dimwitted person, Kevin's are known for walking into windows. Kevin's are known for their immense sweating so it's advised to just stay away from them.

Girl: "what's wrong with that guy? He's been trying to fuck that lamp for a while now."

Other Girl: "yup, that's Kevin."

by Eugaphooey December 23, 2021

kevin gjini

Hot instagram model, bottom, twink, and goes for straight men only.

Have you seen the new straight guy Kevin Gjini just seduced?

by Flop Era December 30, 2021

kevin blyth

cancer doctor who writes 6 page assessment on new year’s eve night

“you gonna pull a kevin blyth and work all night?”
“yeah”

by Anonymous:)) :D December 31, 2021

Kevin

sex

Kevin is sex

by anonymous January 2, 2022

Kevin

Kevin is a really cool guy who everyone likes. He thinks less of himself sometimes even though he's really great. He can be very confident at times and he's very funny. He's pretty short and looks like a nerd with fluffy hair. He knows who adores him. He is a really really cool guy.

Hey look! It's that cool guy Kevin.

by TheLowkeyWeirdo January 3, 2022

Kevin

Is a certified rapist and needs serious help

"Kevin"get some fucking help

by Qkqjwhrbrbtbthsi January 4, 2022

Kevin

super hot and handsome and is good at sex

oh kevin youre so hot fuck me harder

by britneyspearsyasssssgurllll February 7, 2022