5 Clicks To Jesus 

A game played using the website wikipedia. You start out by pressing the random article button. From that random article, the user has five clicks on hyperlinks to go from wiki page to wiki page to hopefully end up at the Jesus of Nazareth page by the fifth click.

"I can't believe Josh went 5 clicks to Jesus from they Osney Mill wikipedia page."

5 Clicks To Jesus by Khamey January 30, 2010

Rocket Jesus 

A (usually disparaging) nickname for Elon Musk, whose lofty SpaceX and Tesla ambitions (and their corresponding publicity and hype) have built a cult of personality among armchair-visionary worshippers all across the internet.

Did you hear about the Falcon Heavy's successful launch? Don't know how you could miss it, what with Rocket Jesus's face plastered all over Reddit today.

Rocket Jesus by Rajjak February 7, 2018

lying for jesus 

Definition: when Christians deliberately spread misinformation, disinformation, propaganda, specious arguments, lies in order to further legitimize their religion or bring people to jesus.

"The Creation Museum is lying for jesus when they show that dinosaurs walked on earth with humans."

The Discovery Institute, Answers in Genesis, Creation Museum

lying for jesus by i.am.aerie July 11, 2010

bird jesus

Lord Helix has blessed us with some lag to allow Pidgeotto to finally evolve after the 4th try to Pidgeot Bird Jesus.

Bird Jesus: Originally a Pidgey who evolved into a Pidgeotto and, through great effort, a Pidgeot. A tank, at the highest level of all the current Pokemon. The backbone and savior of the team, and chosen one of the great Helix Fossil. Reborn as "aaabaaajss" (or "Abba Jesus")

Praise the almighty Bird Jesus and our savior, Lord Helix.

bird jesus by Lord helix February 28, 2014

Jumpin' Jesus on a Pogo Stick 

Exclamation of disbelief.

From the song "Stuart," by The Dead Milkmen:

Anyway, 10:30, the other night, I go out in my yard, and there's the Werzner kid, looking up in the tree. I say, "What are you looking for?" He says "I'm looking for my burrow owl." I say, "Jumpin' Jesus on a Pogo Stick! Everybody knows that a burrow owl lives in a hole in the ground! Why the hell do you think they call it a burrow owl, anyway?"

Jumpin' Jesus on a Pogo Stick by SwankSpike April 13, 2006

lawd jesus 

Black People's pronunciation of "Lord Jesus"

When You see a girl with a nice Butt, "Lawd Jesus, That Ass"
When you see fire, "Lawd, Jesus, There's a Fire"

lawd jesus by inside_you April 6, 2015

fluffy Jesus feeling 

A sardonic description of that comforting sense that Jesus approves of you no matter what you do.

I robbed that bank, terrifying the shit out of everyone inside, and then right afterward, a powerful fluffy Jesus feeling washed over me like a river of love.

fluffy Jesus feeling by Dr Bunnygirl May 29, 2019