Chinese Green House

When a man sneaks up behind an asian woman tending to her garden and fucks her doggy style.

Sebastian- Hey Derrik, check out this white stuff in the soil.

Derrik- Oh, that was from yesterday when I gave the house gardener a Chinese Green House.

Sebastian- Dude this is my house and we don't even have a gardener

Derrik- OMG, who the hell did I have sex with

by sacrifice snuggle August 10, 2010

one house relationship

When a romantic relationship takes place in predominately one parties house.

Alyssa and Andrew have been dating for three months, Andrew has stayed at Alyssa's house three times since they started dating; and Alyssa stays at Andrew's house at least 3 times a week. Andrew and Alyssa partake in a one house relationship.

by a.kt August 6, 2011

human bird house

where They put a stick between there legs and bend over and let birds go into there ass

Wow that girl is into being a human bird house

by The tricycle May 8, 2018

it gets crazy in the house

when shit hits the fan and you can do nothing but acknowledge, accept, and move forward

Francois: *shouting* "OH NO! My weird nephew just streaked my wedding! He’s 37!"
Janet: "You know what they say, *whispering yoda voice looking dead into your soul* it gets crazy in the house."

by hehe2116 April 28, 2020

texas hype house

Here single women reside for a year of "hard work", blood, sweat, and tears. If you're lucky, you may stumble upon a sudden engagement to a nice yeshiva bochur. The Hype House usually isn't very hype, unless it's followed by a night of Shabbos meal drinking. The Hype House boasts a treif kitchen (not done intentionally), but make sure you kashur the dishes before! We are in prime location of the local school, so close in fact that dismissal can be heard from inside the house. We are fortunate to have the most amazing neighbor, Joe V's which is probably the most sketchy store a frum girl will find herself in (if you didn't catch corona yet, you will probably catch it inside Joe V's). We call the Hype House home and while it surprises us each day, we value the time spent in all its glory.

Intern 1: "Have you been inside the Texas Hype House yet?"
Intern 2: "OMG yeah! It's so..... hype?"

by internlyfe January 25, 2021

patrick and seans house

Otherwise known as PSH. It is probably the best place in the world. It is where brain cells come to die.

Lets go to patrick and seans house tonight, i am keen for a f@cking jol.

by PRG1020 March 19, 2014

Tallahassee Waffle House

When you take a frozen waffle, roll it around a stick of butter, and heat up syrup to use as lube, then go to town on that pussy. (Eating the waffle is optional, come adds flavor)

Person 1: “Hey have you tried waffle housing yet?”
Person 2: “Hell yeah, she loves the Tallahassee Waffle House!!! We are goin for round two tonight man.”

by WH262 February 27, 2018