Hookernism

You were spawned from a hooker

My grandmother was a hooker, so essentially, I was born from hookernism

by JohnnyRed5 April 26, 2025

Hooker

An adept marketer and proponent of the Love Canal.

Generally toxic. You do *not* want to know where that has been.

I tried to elope to Niagara Falls to marry a Hooker. My family disowned me.

"Why are you going to that toxic dump?", they asked. "Nothing good will ever come of this."

by bitchuck May 27, 2025

HOOK UP

To be involved to the extent that you do the emotional heavy lifting, be exclusive, be romantic, go the whole nine-yards, because its 2025.

Hey, I am a tired millennial. All that I desire from life is a stable hook up.

by OLDWORDSNEWMEANINGS June 4, 2025

Hook-em Head

Chicks definition... It's the first time you suck a guy's dick when you want to make sure that he is not going anywhere.

Guy definition... The first blow job you get from a chick that you tell your friends about, but don't even realize she just made sure you wasn't going anywhere.

"Yea girl, that dude mine..i gave him that hook-em head, he ain't going nowhere"

Yoooooo.... This girl just took my soul... She got me hooked....

Damn bro, she got you sprung like that? She got you w the hook-em.head, didn't she?

by Molly Lamer July 18, 2025

HOOKER

HOOOO HOOOOO KERRRRR

THANKS MADAMS NOW WE CAN"T EVEN GET HOOOKERS NOWADAYS HOOKER

by DJ Mount Rushmore October 12, 2025

Hooker

1. A position in Rugby League. The player usually wears #9 (British)

2. Low budget street Prostitute or Sex Worker (American)

Alexis got injured last night. We are going to need a new Hooker boys

by MonkeyMagic83 November 24, 2025

Hookerflation

When the general price of hookers goes up, agreed upon by every local brothel by the Hooker's Union.

Man, these hookers used to fuck for $160, but now they be wantin' $200. Freakin' hookerflation.

by Squatbird December 17, 2025