Going the Jizztance

A game in which two postpubescent men position themselves parallel to each other with a yardstick between them. Each one jerks off. The winner is whoever ejaculates the farthest. The loser must lick the winning cum up.

Man, this cum has a lot of calories. I've gotta stop losing so many games of Going the Jizztance.

by GrillmasterZack February 12, 2018

Going for a Johnathon

Going for a Johnathon is where you work on a night shift and skive off by going to the toilets for the sole purpose of playing with yourself

Back in a few, just Going for a Johnathon

by Nighter May 20, 2018

going full wolf

1. When a person drops everything and goes wild. Usually accompanied by screeches and howls.
2. Extreme furry sex.

1. Jessica was going full wolf when she found out Jimmy was cheating on her with Sarah

2. My furry neighbours had sex yesterday. It sounded like they went full wolf

by CorsicaMallet May 27, 2018

Going up a dirt road

And yet another definition of anal sex.

Nicki and I decided to take our relationship to another level last night by going up a dirt road. I told her to just relax and take a deep breath.

by Home doggie June 2, 2018

going to the mall

“Going to the mall” refers to taking Molly, hence “mall”
Coined by the Midge Bitch Gang, the phrase, “going to the mall” was used as a code word when conversing in the presence of snakes

Fiend #1: Bro you can do anything, but save going to the mall for another night

Fiend #2: Ugh fine I’ll do acid instead

by catsnakeghost June 5, 2018

Gaping dill

Pretty much a dick with a dildo inserted inside of it.

Mandy was so horny she wanted a gaping dill to destroyed her asshole!

by Gaping Dill June 7, 2018

going for the throne

This i where you are going for the ass.so practically you go for the throne with anyone and you go very hard in the paint and fuck with them heavily with out a second doubt

Omg Jared just brought that girl in his room,he’s going for the throne!

by Ohyeahbaby June 16, 2018