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Peanut Free Table

The lunch table designated for people who are deathly allergic to peanuts to eat at. Usually accompanied by an unoriginal No Peanuts or Tree Nuts sign. Many members of the table are part of a cult organization called Deez Nuts inc. which aims to assassinate the board of directors of the Planters Nut & Chocolate Company. Sometimes used by normal people to help gather their energy to fight through No Nut November.
Cole: Jimmy why are you sitting at the Peanut Free Table?

Jimmy: I am gathering my inner chi to finish the last 7 days of No Nut November.

Cole: Damn I already failed that day 1.
by Track and Shield November 10, 2021
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Peanut Free Table

The table where bringing your PB&J sandwich can get you charged with murder.
Inmate 1: What are you in for?
Inmate 2: I brought a PB&J sandwich to the Peanut Free Table.
Inmate 1: I thought I was the monster.
by Track and Shield November 12, 2021
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Free Robux

When you are playing roblox after your friend told u to play this epic free robux game. which will give you free robux or the roblox currency. only needing you to enter in your credit card number and username and passwoerd
Friend 1 - hey im low on robux guys.
Friend 2 - Yeah same
Friend 3 - I know lets find some free robux games,

In game - to recieve robux enter in ur username and password!
by SiN-The-Urban-Legend November 20, 2021
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Free Willy

The act of a guy going pee without touching his willy.
"Yeah bro there was no soap in the restroom"
"What did you do then?"
"I went free willy"
by Maurice the conqueror September 16, 2021
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Free pass

A pass where nobody questions somebody and assumes they are exactly who they say they are, and do exactly what they say they do.
The cultish bubbly girl had a free pass to the town for long enough. She had grown up nearby and spent enough time there that she thought nobody there still had a right to stand up to her. She had the benefit of being from a small town nearby, which almost made her seem like someone originally from the town to newcomers and outsiders (who she didn't tell she was also an outsider, they thought she was the one to ask anything about anything getting around town, the one with the streetwise image, the one that had nothing to hide), while playing the (older generation) people that really were originally from the town (usually against each other). She was actually friendly with no one, but wanted herself to look warm and friendly to everyone she was busy as the devil playing.
by The Original Agahnim September 17, 2021
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Jim Free

Hey, do you know Jim Free?

Yeah, that guy owns space.
by ZFEMookSoSexy September 22, 2021
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Jim Free

Hey, do you know Jim Free?

Yeah, that guy owns space.
by ZFEMookSoSexy September 22, 2021
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