Brazilian Donkey Kick 

When your girl masturbates herself with a lit candle and you literally stick a foot up her ass.

Guy 1: Dude, I gave Tarkisha a brazilian donkey kick last night, I messed her up so bad.
Guy 2: Noice.

Brazilian Donkey Kick by IRHMP August 27, 2016

Autistic Donkey 

The insult you use when you can't think of anything else.

Me: "You're a gaytard."
Person: "Oh yeah? Well you're a, uh... AUTISTIC DONKEY!"
Me: "Dude, what the fuck?"

Autistic Donkey by lil_tiimby_69 December 20, 2018

Spitting Donkey 

The act of spitting on a women’s back while in the doggy style position, she then turns around and the male ejaculates in her face.

Last night I gave Thotiana the best spitting donkey, she couldn’t see for hours.

Spitting Donkey by SEKC WINDEX February 7, 2020

legends of donkey punch 

The true masters of donkey punch, (see donkey punch)

The name of a xbox 360 clan from Ireland

(xbox live anygame are clan legends of donkey punch)

Killer77: lol weres my lucky charms

Apoc: we dont have lucky charms in ireland fatboy

Killer77: lucky charms lol

Apoc: if you want to make fun of us just say "spud"

Killer77: luc...ky...cha..rms (you cant really hear the the fat wee cunt coz hes eatin again)

Church HD: rite kid fuckin bend over its "Donkey punchin time"

Marx: lol thats wrong...

Church HD: the only wrong thing there is, his dad is next

La gov: yeaaa!

Ryan wolfe: bring out the gimp.

Didy: omg

legends of donkey punch by Church HD January 9, 2009

until the donkey come from water 

For a very long time.
A Turkish term similar to until the cows come home but it is used with give or get a thrashing.

If you get on with speaking like this, I will give you a thrashing until the donkey come from water.

until the donkey come from water by mevele March 26, 2008

Taking a Donkey on the Wrexham Express 

To have sex on a train.

Jennifer and I were Taking a Donkey on the Wrexham Express on the way home from London last night when the ticket collector caught us! It was so embarrassing!

Taking a Donkey on the Wrexham Express by who_dares_wins August 1, 2011

Top deck donkey punch

When doing a male or female in the ass you then pull out, cum on your fist, turn your lover around and punch them in the mouth.

I bought an ugly girl home last night and had to resort to a top deck donkey punch.

Top deck donkey punch by Pony girl September 22, 2012