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Best Boyfriend Ever

friend: who is that?
me: oh! that’s just the best boyfriend ever!
by anonymous May 2, 2023
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Be best

To be naughty and mischievous when the boss isn't around.
Declan may be best by setting mosquitos free.
by I harrass mosquitos May 16, 2023
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We try our best, and yet this is how you treatise!

How a group of people grumbles regarding a supervisor, mayor, journalist, historian, or other influential mucky-muck who publishes a less-than-favorable report about said body of citizenry.
Teenage parishioners, in a letter of protest to their local abstinence-and-chastity-ranting minister who'd recently written an article admitting to having "gotten some" from one or more females other than his wife: How can you expect us to ignore our basic urges and desires when YOU YOURSELF won't even exert yourself adequately?! We try our best, and yet this is how you treatise!
by QuacksO July 9, 2023
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Den beste

When you're literally the best. The best of the best.
Always used in a very serious manner of speaking.
Also known as a "Willem"
You really are den beste.
by KingFluppe July 9, 2023
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best boyfriend

A phrase that perfectly describes a man with the following features: specifically, he must have curly dark brown hair, a gray cat, and of Arab descent. His name must start with an A and ends with a dam.
Friend 1: Who’s the best boyfriend?
Friend 2: Adam of course! :3
by bestboyfriendhehehehhe July 16, 2023
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America's best

When you lay the balls across the bridge of her nose so that each ball lies in a separate eye socket
This bitch said she wanted to see me more so I gave her an America's Best
by Libushe July 17, 2023
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Best Baseball Player

Jschlatt is proven to be the worlds most proficient baseball player. He has built his career through fear and strength, terrifying his opponents with the mention of ‘99
Person one: Who’s the Best Baseball Player ever?
Person two: Jschlatt of course, especially after what he did in ‘99
by pxxceful July 22, 2023
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