The Human Stapler

Occurs when a human is folded in half, coated in metal, and uses teeth to staple objects. Tends to be less costly than a conventional stapler (before calculating costs that come from medical bills)

I had to pay $3000 after Billy used me as The Human Stapler.

by P_Che2_P November 16, 2022

Human centipede

When a group of 3 or more lays out like a train and eats eachother out.

A beautiful sex position

My favorite sex position is the human centipede. Mmm tasty

by Jazzydoosdley September 22, 2019

The Human Version of a Golden Retriever

A person who makes everyone around them happy, does not do anything particularly complicated or stressful, elicits a smile on the faces of others upon the mere mention of their name, and whom people love being around.

Every group of friends and company needs one. In sports, they are referred to as a Locker Room Guy.

Howard: I swear the only thing good about this job is Andy. Every time I am upset or stressed, I go hang out at his desk and feel better.

Alyssa: Ya, he is The Human Version of a Golden Retriever. Management keeps him around for that reason, to sanitize this shit ass job.

Thomas: Smells like shit, tho

by Mike109999 October 2, 2022

Humanity

A creature who struggles at times but when needed will come together to create hope for a future

Humanity creates hope

by Lauren 2020 July 17, 2023

Human Grape

Human Grape is a slang term for Eyeball.

“John I just nabbed a bag of Human Grapes, want some?”

“Nah dude, I’m good I just ate already”

by Grandule April 9, 2024

Professional Humaning

(verb) Being a Professional Human.

Due to his professional humaning skills, he continuously creates extraordinary human interactions.

by BigDawg63 May 13, 2023

human furniture

Human furniture is furniture in which a person's body is used as a tray, foot stool, chair, table, cabinet or other item. In some cases a sculpture of a human body is used instead. Examples of human furniture have appeared in modern art. It can also be found on BDSM practices like Forniphilia.

He put the sushi all over me, it was so erotic. I was literally human furniture.

by KinkyTraveler April 24, 2023