I wanna watch

My precious and special birthday present from my lesbian friends. I told them "I wanna watch" so they bought me a Timex.®

It takes a licking and keeps on ticking.™

So now that I've told them "I wanna watch" I feel indebted... is now the time to repay the favour?

by bitchuck September 3, 2025

Under the Weather

Under the weather is another way of saying that one is sick or feeling unwell.

I am feeling a little under the weather today. Is it okay if we reschedule it to another day?

by Under the Weather September 8, 2025

too young to watch Threadpool

This phrase is a concise way to mean, "My parents still deem the movie 'Threadpool' to be too inappropriate for me to watch," regardless whether you're still 5, 15, or 25 years old. Here, 'Threadpool' can be replaced by any movie with excessive amount of inappropriate contents (vulgarity, profanity, violence, etc.), but 'Threadpool' is among the most common movies for children to salivate at whilst still being too young to watch said movies.

At 25, I still joke with my friends that I'm too young to watch Threadpool—it’s just a classic line for any movie my parents thought was too wild for me!

by Emotional Cruiser November 8, 2025

Richturd Mille Watch

Richturd Mille Watch: The overpriced luxury, watches that look like they came straight out of a Kinder Egg but cost more than a house. With price tags inflated by an extra zero—from a misprint when first launched—they’ve become status symbols for the ultra-wealthy—think millionaires, billionaires, footballers, celebrities, and YouTubers. In reality, they’re just overpriced plastic crap, and in a few years, they’ll likely be worth less than the materials they’re made of. Plus, they might even be used for money laundering and illegal overseas fund transfers. It’s all just a bubble of overpriced nonsense for people who have more money than sense, normally worn by rich turds who won’t help anybody and just want to show off their wealth and status.

Lee: Bruv, did you see Drake's new Richard Mille watch? It's well nice, bruv! Cost over 2 million.
Frank: Shut up, you muppet! That thing looks like a kid's toy. It's basically Velcro and plastic. I call them a Richturd Mille watch. Worn by rich turds like Drake bruv LOL.
Lee: Your a funny geezer bruv LOL.
Frank: LOL.

by Jamie Cheese January 14, 2026

Its time to get a watch

When somebody asks you what time is it.

"what time is it" "it's time to get a watch" no seriously what time? "its time to get a watch o clock." bro its time to get a brain, "it's time to afford a watch with a job"

by SnivyPlayz December 9, 2018

Murphy's Law of Foul-Weather Gear

"If you 'prepare for the worst' by bringing along extra jackets/gloves, an umbrella, etc., then the skies will be sunny and mild all the time you're 'out 'n' about'. But if you decide to leave all that stuff behind at home and set out on your trip in just your ordinary street-clothes, there'll be a bleepin' MONSOON or HURRICANE!

The morning started out kinda overcast and nippy, so I brought an umbrella, thick hoodie-jacket, and gloves with me when I set out to run some errands around town. Well, naturally, once I got a fair distance from home and thus I didn't wanna traipse all the way back to put everything away again, the sun came out and the day got really warm, and so I was just feverishly lugging all that extra stuff around with me for nothing... classic case of "Murphy's Law of Foul-Weather Gear", I guess.

by QuacksO May 18, 2019

National Cuddle a Gay Guy While Watching Football Day

Oct 24th of each year - straight guys love football, and they secretly love to be spooned - now you can do both
Call your best gay friend, he would love to have you over (your place is too messy). Wear your favorite sports costume, and your gay friend will do the rest - 1,000 thread-count sheets, craft beer, crudités, and gourmet wings (all flats).
Just try to stay awake for the game, and you will surely leave with a smile.

Brandon kept shouting "Go Cocks," so I'm assuming that he is going to KTrain's house for National Cuddle a Gay Guy While Watching Football Day

by KTrainSC October 24, 2020