P.U.M.A 

Possibly the Ugliest Man (Motherfucker) Alive.

Term used by Navy SubSchool students in Groton, CT.

That dude with the fucked up face is a PUMA

P.U.M.A by Ian July 19, 2004

Cal U

The most common name for California University of Pennsylvania, Cal U is a school of about 6000 students located in a town of the same name. It is located in an old steel producing town that is outside of but easily accessible from suburban Pittsburgh. Cal U is often ridiculed because at one point it was seen as admitting people to easily. However, this communter school isn't so bad anymore. In sports, the school won a pair of D-II softball championships in 1997 and 1998 and a women's basketball crown in 2003.

Cal U is good enough.

Cal U by Tit For Twat January 21, 2007

M.U.F.F. 

Mandatory Unattractive Female Friend. every group of 3 or more girls will have one, oftentimes in groups of two, there will be one one hot one, and one MUFF. for the MUFF, there is the wingman!

she's hot, but her friend is a MUFF

M.U.F.F. by JMGL February 16, 2004

F.U.B. 

A F.U.B. is a Fat Ugly Bitch

"yoooo, your sister is a F.U.B."

-"What?"
"Your sis i a fat ugly bitch"

F.U.B. by Stokley Jones February 4, 2012

F.U.P.A 

The fat upper pussy area of a woman, the area right above the vagina where a woman sometimes shelves a bit of fatty tissue

"You can see her F.U.P.A. when she wheres those tight ass pants

F.U.P.A by Ugly Fucker December 11, 2003

Mobile Dick Sucking Unit / M.D.S.U 

The Mobile Dick Sucking Unit or 'M.D.S.U' for short is a contraption devised to enable players to get head while walking along, thus enabling them to continue day to day life, while pimping it up.
It's basically a tray on wheels.

Guy 1: 'Did you see that badman walking along and getting sucked off by that slammin' hottie at the same time?'

Guy 2: 'Yeah mate, that's Kessah using his Mobile Dick Sucking Unit / M.D.S.U'

Mobile Dick Sucking Unit / M.D.S.U by idealismfosho January 4, 2010

lol y u mad tho? 

knowing that he/she is upset, they tell u there not upset, but you make a joke out of it and ask them why their angry knowing the answer already and just to make him/her more upset.

- "lol y u mad tho?" "i just said i wasn't!" "but you sound like it"

-"god damn, you beat me again! what ever, i didn't even feel like playing any way!" "lol y u mad tho?"

lol y u mad tho? by Jojo P. March 15, 2012