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good texas

a.k.a. Dirty Sprite

A codeine and soda mix that was started in Houston and popularized by Three 6 Mafia.
Future in "Ball Like This":

"Private Parties, you on the guest list
I'm sippin on that Ace Of Spades
I'm drankin on good Texas"
by deedeeC May 9, 2016
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Texas rangers

A sack of potatoes that can’t do shit in the actual season. But when they do good and make it to the playoffs motherfucking Nelson Cruz comes in and olae the shit out of the ball and we choke and lose to the head ass cardinals
by Beenerboi200 November 7, 2019
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Occupied North Texas

I was going to take a trip to Occupied North Texas, but then I remembered there is no reason to ever go there.
by SaucelessSpaghetti October 24, 2018
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Corpus Christi, Texas

Small Port City on the Gulf Coast. One of the few cities in Texas that have a declining population (Though slowly).

Corpus Christi is a city that proves the racial stereotypes to be true (They even have a MLK Jr. Dr. So yeah)

Demographics:
90% Hispanic
9% Black
1% White

Population:
317,863 (2020)
317,773 (2021) (-0.1%)

Politics: Purple-Red
Corpus Christi, Texas is the great value version of Mobile, AL.

I lived in Corpus Christi, It sucks (Though padre island and the U.S.S Lexington are cool)
by IhateSouthTexas January 24, 2024
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West Texas Poop Claw

The fine art of pooping in your own hand too finger your woman
We got wild last night! I hit her with the ol West Texas Poop Claw!
by Jack Kingofferson March 30, 2020
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Texas Association of County Treasurers

Collection of elected officials with high salaries, perks, and absolutely no authority. Since 1987 when every county with a population of over 10,000 has been required to have an independent auditor appointed by the district judges, the position has been a useless waste of taxpayer money.
The Texas Association of County Treasurers supports candidates who kill legislation that threaten their titles. The Texas Association of County Treasurers sent the paper a fact sheet on the importance of keeping the position open.
by Candidate to Abolish the Job February 17, 2010
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Texas Tator Tot

Any kid who has an older brother and he has small penis and is in highschool or college
That sucks your brother has a Texas Tator Tot.
What's up Texas Tator Tot.
I heard that boy has a Texas Tator Tot.
by Tuck is a soup January 11, 2017
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