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Miami right

When you make a right turn on red from a lane other than the right most lane, usually to avoid traffic that is using the right lane to go straight through the intersection.
“I was late to work, and made a Miami right cause some jackass was taking to long to turn”
by Aweebutter July 21, 2022
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Driving in my car right after a beer

A meme where asgore runs over dess
Driving in my car right after a beer
Hey, that bump is shaped like a deer
DUI?
How about you die?
I'll go a hundred miles
An hour!

Little do you know, I filled up on gas
Imma get your fountain-making ass
Pulverize this fuck
With my Bergentrück
It seems you're out of luck!
TRUCK!
by Fearh and hungah July 19, 2025
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Poke the right bears

Business folks say this to 1) imply they can do favors, affect change, etc. and 2) sound macho.

Especially common among grown-up douchebro yuppie types.
Hydrogen fuel cells aren't a development priority this quarter? Let me see if I can poke the right bears to get this done.
by unicodebandito May 9, 2017
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Right Turn Clyde

I always thought this just meant you were a bit retarded. As in, you can only ever make an inside turn. So for us fellow colonialists, "Left turn Clyde". Never go against the flow.. only with it.. lick those windows.

Also apparently means some shit to do with a monkey but.. really?
Person 1: Oh shit, don't get directions from him!
Person 2: Why not?
Person 1: He is a window licker.. he's a proper "Right Turn Clyde". You'll end up going in a circle!
by anonymous October 17, 2021
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reproductive rights

something the church, old men, pervs and brainwashed women are triflin’ with.
reproductive rights in the bible
means a man can fuck three women and it’s alright and incest is alright and a whole bunch of other perverted things like rape but we won’t talk about that today— just make sure those women get pregnant because I am a man and I want to cheat on my wife and fuck as many young girls as I want and not wear a condom!
by natchoman February 21, 2024
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social right

The part of the political Left that pretends to be socialist then systematically betrays the electors once their seats are secured.
The social right, which is supposed to be left-wing, gives more importance to governing than to the measures it will apply, and finds itself governing with the right for the right, despite being elected by the left.
by asceticfigure July 22, 2024
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Bill of Rights

What greedy slimeballs try to and do covertly violate as much as they can for more control over people and their wallets.
Once a nation constituted by the bill of rights for people to be happy, now is only a memory.
by SpongeBoobies October 4, 2019
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