Shower

not a shower like water, but a shower like you show something
"wow his penis is very small" - kennedy

"i'm not a shower, im a grower" - John
by yungpapí December 15, 2019
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It's where you have sex and you get dirty in there
by Just a male December 15, 2021
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Shower

Similar feeling to sex, but it’s when a women takes off her clothes, rubs her wet pussy until it gets soaking wet and warm while thinking of sexual thoughts. Then she gets a rush of sexual pleasure and starts moaning out of pleasure and cums and creams and ejaculates all over herself while she fingers her dripping wet pussy.

It’s when a women masturbates her pussy and moans out of pleasure while she ejaculates all over her own body.
Did you hear about Alexa last night?
Yes, she shower and moaned out of pleasure while she jizzed all over herself when she was rubbing her pussy.
Yup! The neighbors heard her moaning really loud
by Gordon is here hahahahha July 19, 2023
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"When was the last time you were in the shower?"
"What's a shower?"
by Ekvok December 19, 2022
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The place your in when you come up with the best come backs in during an argument from years ago
Justin: I just came up with the best come back to an argument I had with my dad in the shower.
Leon: Dude you haven’t seen your dad for years.
by #NotURdAD March 15, 2024
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a party at which presents are given to someone, typically a woman who is about to get married or have a baby.
she loved going to baby showers
by Arminkshipper July 16, 2024
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A form of bathing.

Why someone might take a shower:

1. They're visibly dirty
2. Decontamination after exposure to hazardous substances (chemicals🧪, IV chemo drugs💉, radiation ☢️, and biohazards☣️)
3. Temperature regulation (warming up if cold, or cooling down if hot)
4. They've been participating in outdoor activities (yard work or sports)
5. Calming down if stressed
6. Drowning out the sounds of crying if sad
7. Masturbate
8. Fuck

Things people do after a shower:
1. Dry off
2. Get dressed or put on pajamas depending on what time of day it is
3. Get ready for work
4. Go to bed
5. Fuck some more
6. Apply topical medications (ointments, creams, lotions, sprays, gels, foams, liniments, oils, transdermal patches)
7. Eat something
8. Put on makeup
9. Use a hairdryer
10. Shave
11. Brush teeth
12. Brush hair
Man, my hair is greasy, so I need to take a shower.
by Vampira Andres July 12, 2023
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