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Sock

An object used for sticking your penis in it and nutting the inside. You can give them to your siblings and pretend it is not full of little sperms
Here take this sock
by Ltlitty November 23, 2019
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hobo in a gym sock

Like a hobo that pops out of a train or a rest stop bathroom unexpectedly. Or the creepy coach in gym class that’s always lurking around the locker room waiting to find a forgotten gym sock.
Well I’ve never borrowed one of those things with pages and words unless it was from a library... but boy the late charges suck when they bill you a few years later. It must be a good book if it keeps disappearing like a hobo in a gym sock. I think I may get a copy for us both on amazon and avoid any late fees. ❤️
by Ellebellewa November 23, 2019
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Poop sock

The old sock that you hide in your closet filled with your shit.
by Crempent December 2, 2019
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Sock

Someone who loves to go around the world because socks travel EVERYWHERE.
My bestie is a total sock! She went to Cuba, India, and 3 other places I can’t name!
by IeatPsata December 3, 2019
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Ramen Sock

An old gym sock filled with shrimp ramen.
I gave my step-dad a Ramen Sock for Chtistmas.
by JIMMERTON December 10, 2019
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Sweat socks

When you cum into a sock then hold it over your girls mouth and ring the cum out of the sock
“Babe I don’t want to fuck, can I give you the sweat socks instead
by Purple nurples December 11, 2019
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Bus sock

A Bus Sock is a term used by touring production crews (a.k.a Roadies) to define a sock used to contain ejaculate from having illicit wanks on the tour bus. The use of a bus sock avoids having to dispose of tissues (wank rags) or collecting wanker's crisps in the bunk of the tour bus, as the Bus Sock can simply be reused until the bus arrives at its destination and then thrown into the laundry.
My bus sock is very crispy and needs washing out.

Rory thought he was being smart by using a bus sock instead of tissues, but the whole bus knew he was knocking one out anyway.
by CarpMagic December 17, 2019
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