spundle slap 

a spundle slap is when you ejaculate into your hand and slap your partner in the face with it.

your partner is giving you a handjob and you ejaculate into your hand and you slap you partner in the face with it.

a spundle slap can be a some what painful sexual move so try it at your own risk...

spundle slap by crazyjewfro6 August 7, 2010

packy slap 

Where a person puts a turd in there hand with 5 pence stuck in it and offers it to a person when they ake the money you splat the turd in there face.

I packy slapped pete,he has shit on his face like a packy.
Fugdefacedpacky

packy slap by Mr_feltpen September 8, 2010

life slap 

When you see somebody from your childhood or x number of years ago and start to talk about how your lives are going.

They used to think they were better than you, bully you and so on. But now they're stuck in a dead end job in the same village you grew up in and you've got a degree and making a great success of your life

Hey John! I haven't seen you for ages! What are you up to these days?

Oh, yeah well I'm still living with my parents, it's great, you know they do all my washing! I just got promoted to shift manager at the mini mart! Gonna be great because we need that extra money for child number 2 on the way!

How about you?

I just finished my phd in Engineering, now I'm going to work for BMW helping to design their next sporty little number! I'm so glad I went to university, hehe remember how you would bully me!? Saying I was thick :D those were the days eh?

*LIFE SLAP!*

life slap by grudge_bearer December 4, 2010

Pibi Slap 

A Pibi Slap is a pimp Slap followed by a bitch slap simultaniously. it is done after one angers a fellow parter, co worker, friend or teacher.

boy: "I cant believe you did that!"
other boy: "Did what?"
boy: "You accually Pibi slapped her infront of everyone!"

Pibi Slap by UCEENMI December 21, 2010

Woppie Slap 

When someone fills there butt-hole with air and then someone slaps it and they let out a little poop.

Dan: what happened to you lastnight?
Jake: oh my god dude, Jane wanted to try this new thing called woppie slap. i didnt know what it was till it was already done.
Dan: I have heard about woopie slaps, thats disgusting dude.

Woppie Slap by Lotussss January 11, 2011

jelly slap 

Boston student street art campaign raising awareness of harbor pollution through exaggerated representations of the common moon jellyfish.

Man, was that wall jelly slapped.

jelly slap by 1st name Jelly last name Slap March 18, 2011

jizzle slap 

1. When a man ejaculates on his own hand and slaps another person across the face. 2. When a man ejaculates on another person's hand while tickling their face, causing them to slap jiz-filled hand across one's face. *Each of these resulting in a jiz-covered face.

Patrick was firmly massaging his penis causing ejaculation onto Ken's hand. Becky was tickling Ken's nose with a feather causing Ken jizzle slapped himself. Ken's face was covered in Patrick's jiz!

jizzle slap by ladyfembot July 19, 2011