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Ryan Salyer 

A stud, handsome. A guy who is super hilarious, funny, outgoing, and inspiring. Has style and an awesome smile. Is always there for you when you need him. Very smart and witty. Loveable and knows how to hold an interesting conversation. Prankster. You can't help but love him and enjoy his company. Trooper, and champion for overcoming big challenges in life. Awesome person. Friendly, cool, and definitely a person you can lean on and trust.
I was feeling sad, so I went to go hug Ryan Salyer. My day got better.
Ryan Salyer by RussianLove December 14, 2011
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Ryan García 

An overrated princess bum who's an Instagram boxer. 99% of his fans are cringey American teenage girls who don't know anything about boxing. All his friends are youtubers. Teofimo Lopez and Tank Davis would send his jaw to the moon in round 1. Devin Haney would make him cry. Vasyl Lomachenko would make him call him daddy.
garcía fangirl: ryan garcía is my future husband he's the greatest boxer of all time.

normal dude: nah muhammad ali is the goat.

garcía fangirl: Nah ryan would clap him.
Ryan García by loma.is.p4p August 10, 2020

Ryan Smith 

A classic example of the stereotypical ginger. He enjoys walking ferrets on a regular basis and has been known to be rather aggressive towards anyone who confronts him with this hobby.
You are such a Ryan Smith.
Stop Ryan Smith'ing.
Ryan Smith by NINJAF33T October 8, 2012

Ryan Jarman

the guitarist and vocalist for the cribs along with his twin brother and his younger brother.
Is reasonably good looking but talks like a retard
Thinks he created Live 8 by texting bob geldof but we don't care because he's beyond awesome.
Dates Kate Nash but i don't really care;she's a loser and covers men's needs and other awesome songs badly
ryan jarman wrote the incredible song hey scenesters!

Ryan Hoerr

A man who loves tropical flavored soft drinks. He is a drifter among the Xbox world from left for dead to call of booty. His gamer tag confuses all and is most frustrating. He plays a mean sexamaphone as proper to his dubbed tittle of Ryan " The Rock Man " Hoerr. He loves Dexter(not the cartoon) and is a follower of the all mighty FSM.
A man with a sax. Ryan Hoerr
Ryan Hoerr by SsSM LAWBANGER July 23, 2011

Ryan Chan 

If you think you are hot think twice! There is always an Asian hotter than you
Ryan Chan by Vhighjvbn February 7, 2020

Ryan's Toy Review 

Ryan's Toy Reviews the money machine.
Ryan's Toy Review is Mr. Krabs
Ryan's Toy Review by Darnville March 22, 2021