the rock wipes a monkeys' ass with that excuse 

expression used when someone gives a pitiful excuse for thier actions. Smell what I'm cooking?

The rock wipes a monkeys' ass with that excuse

the rock wipes a monkeys' ass with that excuse by Gumba Gumba May 28, 2004

white rock

A small city located near the US boarder on the lower mainland of Bristish Columbia. Although White Rock ends at 16th Ave. South Surrey is basically the same place up to South Point. White Rock is known for its rich appearance and is "safe" from Surrey. There's hardly any black or brown people in White Rock (other than those working on construction sites) but there is a large Korean population. White Rock is named white rock because there's a large white rock on the beach which has been tagged by nearly every person in the city.

Daily White Rock kid conversation -
Kid 1 "dude, everythings closed at 11. What should we do?"
Kid 2 "Smoke gak?"

white rock by Nahunni June 20, 2006

dumb as a rock 

Terminally stupid.

The perp was dumb as a rock, and confessed in five minutes.

dumb as a rock by Octopod November 8, 2003

rick rock 

a producer, works with a lot of hyphy artists, mainly federation

rick rock, RICK ROCK

rick rock by killSESDSFSDF August 13, 2006

constipated rock 

Alternative 90's and later rock music wherein the band's lead singer constantly sounds like he's pinching a cement loaf. First made popular by Bruce Springsteen, later adapted by Top 40 crackers like Nickelback and Three Days Grace.

"Hey, did you hear that new Chad Kroeger song?"
"No way, I can't stand that constipated rock. He sounds like he needs a stool softener!"
"Well, it's still better than screamo"

constipated rock by Prof. Wreck July 20, 2007

punk rock 

Punk rock embodies the opposition that still currently exist between our right to Freedom of Expression and society's need to interpret or define each expressed thought, therefore creating oppression. Punk rock is a force that serves only to save us from ourselves.

Your abilities are not defined by your appearance.
Do not allow yourself to be controlled by learned behavior which teaches you to feel a false sense of security by judging a person based on anything other than actions.
Punk rock is more than an attitude, it challenges you to accept chaos.

punk rock by miaeon February 22, 2008

licking the rock 

doing hardcore drugs such as coccaine, meth, etc.

Grace: Wow, Sadie's been acting crazy lately.
Hannah: I agree. Do you think she's been licking the rock?
Grace: Definitely.

licking the rock by DJ_HDizzle May 4, 2015