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New Age Nerd 

The New Age Nerd is a person who has interests in , and are very knowledgeable of, anime, manga, video games, cartoons and comic books. Although they may be categorized under the nerd title, they are far from it. They are fashionable in some cases, play sports, can get attractive women, and are generally accepted by most social groups.
Brian: "I Just don't understand how Johnny is able to pull in such a good looking girl like Alice when he plays fucking Pokemon..."

Andy: "That's what I call a New Age Nerd my nigga."
New Age Nerd by Lord Sasuke July 14, 2014

New Week's Resolution 

During first week of the New Year, most people are enthusiastic about their resolutions. After this week, however, their zeal begins to dwindle, and soon they've forgotten all about their resolution. Thus instead of a New Year's resolution, it's a New Week's resolution, seeing as it only lasts a week.
Did you see the line of traffic for the gym?
It's just their New Week's resolutions.

I can't believe how many people in our neighborhood are recycling!
It'll end soon. It's New Week.

New Jersey Reload 

A New Jersey Reload occurs when someone is in an intense firefight and they run out of ammo. The shooter then drops his weapon and takes a weapon off of a dead shooter.
The shoot out was so bad that chuck duece had to pull a New Jersey Reload to keep fighting.

New Hampton, Iowa 

A very small and boring town. about 4800 people and nothing to do.
wow this is really New Hampton, Iowas
New Hampton, Iowa by Spam Bob December 14, 2010

new jersey turtle-foot 

a new jersey turtle foot is the act of, lathering ones foot in vasoline, and having an obese male/female insert the lubricated foot into their anus and keeps pushing it in and out.
dude1: DUDE i got a new bottle of vasoline today!
dude2: we HAVE to get jerry to new jersey turtle-foot with us!

New Years Eve Eve 

December 30. The day everyone looks back on 2011 and does everything 2011.
New Years Eve Eve

Dude1: Oh rememmber how we all said Swag and stuff

Dude2: yeah that was so WINNING

Dude1: Hey lets go to the Walmart where we hid out on the "rapture"

Dude2; LEGGO!
New Years Eve Eve by WumboisHere December 31, 2011

new canaan 

Home to the private school St. Luke's School: the biggest drug/ alcohol associated school in the country. People from all over lower CT (and even NY) attend SLS and play many sports/arts, take hard ass courses, and get high and drunk as much as they can...and then some. Home to the fighting Crusaders.
"Dude, another St. Luke's School student got thrown out for being drunk in school!"
new canaan by Ja.Co April 4, 2005