noun;
a person who's daily water intake comes from the first ingredient on the back of a can of monster. usually roid-raging douchebags who bench 225 once and think they're hot shit. you can find them in one of 2 places; either in a 7/11 harassing some poor minimum wage worker, or passed out in the back alley after challenging someone who knowns how to fight TO a fight. typical attire includes tanktops, baggy pants, shitty mohawks or buzzcuts, and of course it will have the monster logo on it.
bands include: five finger death punch, godsmack, pantera, kid rock, etc.
a person who's daily water intake comes from the first ingredient on the back of a can of monster. usually roid-raging douchebags who bench 225 once and think they're hot shit. you can find them in one of 2 places; either in a 7/11 harassing some poor minimum wage worker, or passed out in the back alley after challenging someone who knowns how to fight TO a fight. typical attire includes tanktops, baggy pants, shitty mohawks or buzzcuts, and of course it will have the monster logo on it.
bands include: five finger death punch, godsmack, pantera, kid rock, etc.
Mike: "Jeremy! JEREMY!!! Turn your stupid ass fucking music down, you synthol-loving monster chugger!"
Jeremy: "YOU WANNA FUCKIN GO, BRO? HUH? BITCH!!"
Jeremy: "YOU WANNA FUCKIN GO, BRO? HUH? BITCH!!"
by elgoberman October 1, 2023
Get the monster chuggermug. Someone who buys expensive Timepieces. He has a healthy obsession for expensive Timepieces. Hence the word "Timepiece Monsters"
All-black Audemar, you claim yours is one-of-one, we Timepiece Monsters, every season we be on the hunt.
NAS
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by TMarkus November 26, 2022
Get the Timepiece Monstersmug. by John Conde June 19, 2023
Get the Monster Mopmug. A dwarfed human who catches a new terminal disease every couple of days and therefore seeing a D Monster on a school premise is rarer than sighting a wild Tasmanian tiger. He also has a very primal vocabulary most commonly consisting of a few aphorisms. For example, "You win some you lose some" and "it is what it is," although it is sometimes difficult to identify these phrases due to the D Monster's debilitating lisp. "Something in the wayyyy".
"Look who it is, a D MONSTER (DEEEEEE MONSTAHHH)!!!!!"
by StainyStench November 9, 2022
Get the D MONSTERmug. by Crazy ratchet facts January 9, 2018
Get the eddie monstermug. When you go for a poo and you look in the toilet and it's gone.. You've been plagued by the toalie monster
by Samboooooo July 12, 2014
Get the toalie monstermug. A Playhouse Disney cartoon from 2007 that indoctrinated kids into listening to Tally Hall. They were way better than the Wiggles because it was fucking TALLY HALL!
Joe Hawley (red tie) does the voice of Bluz the blue keyboardist, who is my favorite.
Zubin Sedghi (blue tie) hits some high notes as L.O., the yellow bassist.
Rob Cantor (yellow tie) voices Frred, the red guitarist.
Ink the pink spider doesn’t really sing, she just hangs out on the drums like Ross.
I wonder who Andrew would be. Rock and Raul, the two-headed Zak and Wheezie looking guys?
It’s funny how they sound like normal kids when they speak, but can turn into Tally Hall with the flick of a switch.
Joe Hawley (red tie) does the voice of Bluz the blue keyboardist, who is my favorite.
Zubin Sedghi (blue tie) hits some high notes as L.O., the yellow bassist.
Rob Cantor (yellow tie) voices Frred, the red guitarist.
Ink the pink spider doesn’t really sing, she just hangs out on the drums like Ross.
I wonder who Andrew would be. Rock and Raul, the two-headed Zak and Wheezie looking guys?
It’s funny how they sound like normal kids when they speak, but can turn into Tally Hall with the flick of a switch.
I still remember the lyrics to the Happy Monster Band 16 years later. 4 year old me loved it. Now I’m a fan of Tally Hall.
“Yin and Yang are ringing in the new year, celebrating all the days within! Yin lights a candle, dances like a dragon. Yang does a lion dance for him.”
Depressed gay teenagers (or in my case, 20-somethings) listen to Tally Hall, Lemon Demon, Radiohead, and They Might be Giants. So if you grew up with Happy Monster Band, Mickey Mouse Clubhouse, or Neil Cicierega memes, you’re gay now.
“Yin and Yang are ringing in the new year, celebrating all the days within! Yin lights a candle, dances like a dragon. Yang does a lion dance for him.”
Depressed gay teenagers (or in my case, 20-somethings) listen to Tally Hall, Lemon Demon, Radiohead, and They Might be Giants. So if you grew up with Happy Monster Band, Mickey Mouse Clubhouse, or Neil Cicierega memes, you’re gay now.
by popsicleprincess July 26, 2023
Get the Happy Monster Bandmug.