Check out mandems MPG

To take anyone's mind off a bad situation with a cars bad fuel economy

Anton:
She's left me after 15 years

Jack:
Don't worry, check out mandems MPG.

Anton:
Fuuuuuck, I thought my problems were bad.

by Mandem M October 3, 2023

Wario_dies.mp3

A funny meme where someone listens to an mp3 file of Wario fucking dying in hilarious ways like saying god’s name in vain while at church

Idiot: Hey! Did you here about the funny meme, Wario_dies.mp3?
Idiot #2: No because I have a life
Wario: OH MY GAWD! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

by Nizoral, the dandruff destroyr March 29, 2024

Mumpumpsis Rodentitis (MPR)

"Mumpump-" : The urge to go to the gym and pump.
"-sis": Action or process.
"Rodent-" : Gnawer, one who gnaws.
"-itis": Inflammation of an organ
"Mumpumpsis Rodentitis": The inflammation of an organ that causes the one who gnaws to be in the process of getting urges to go to the gym and pump.

"He just ran through three walls of 500 meter thick iron walls! I don't understand, why is he doing this?!"
"HE HAS IT! THE.....Mumpumpsis Rodentitis (MPR). Nothing can or will stop him from getting to the gym to pump."
"W-W-W-W-WHAT'S THAT?!!"
""Mumpump-" : The urge to go to the gym and pump.
"-sis": Action or process.
"Rodent-" : Gnawer, one who gnaws.
"-itis": Inflammation of an organ
"Mumpumpsis Rodentitis": The inflammation of an organ that causes the one who gnaws to be in the process of getting urges to go to the gym and pump.""
"HIDE THE CHILDREN!! HIDE THE WOMEN!! MUMPUMPSIS RODENTITIS IS COMING!!!!"

by chucklung January 9, 2025

kgosi eng mposang

A king who leads you romantically, emotionally and physically. Because of his good actions what he says goes. He hypnotises you in a good way simply of his excellent leadership. He reigns your heart.

My man ke Kgosi eng mposang, wa rena.

by O.rato January 14, 2025

Four x Citrus mpreg comic

An extremely strange but hilarious fancomic

the name comes from Four, who is a genderless (commonly seen as male) BFDI character, and Citrus, a male Objectified character

A: dude, did you read that BFDI fancomic?
B: Yeah, but it's a Four x Citrus mpreg comic

by mybrainhastoomuchbfdi March 6, 2025

Medford Pissed Pants Association (MPPA)

A joke that dragged on for longer than it should have

Time to file a complaint with the Medford Pissed Pants Association (MPPA)

by MPPA June 15, 2024

Merged Past-life Memories Syndrome (MPLMS)

A condition, in which someone accidentally mixes past-life memories from separate past-lives into a memory from one past-life.

'Like many reincarnated people, I think that I had a bad case of merged past-life memories syndrome (MPLMS): I was confused that my past-life memories from my past-life as a muse were from my past-life as a mermaid, until I figured that these memories were from separate past-lives.'

by DianaLuciusDeCollis September 10, 2022