by Triple M merchant September 20, 2025

by Good Person plz no kill m alex April 15, 2019

The thing that gave Tucker Carlson instant erections at every commercial, but doesn't anymore, so he's sad.
I'm Tucker Carlson, and since I can't Jerk off to the sexy Green M&M anymore, I'm going to cry about it on national television.
by Philip, Duke of Parma March 7, 2023

A poor in-midst-mid-age-crisis white woman who got rick rolled by a local guy in hong kong whose not even as familiar as western culture as her.
Hannah M. Ahs recently dumped a 178cm super cute and honest but not buffed australianized hk guy for this cocky hk local shortie who sole purpose of existence on earth is to mock her life for good and undermine her dignity.
by HanSam Lee September 19, 2018

ERIN M IS THE BEST ERIN IN EXISTENCE!!!! the bestest friend you could ever ask for, shes SOOOO FUNNY and VERY PRETTY!! she listens and always talks to you ( erin m also has the best cat even tho her cat doesnt like me xx) shes the best person you could ever meet!!
by nevergonnaletyoucryyy November 10, 2022

You can see her everyday but you just never know what you’re gonna get. She’s a girl who’s extremely difficult to figure out you dk what she wants and she won’t admit it but neither does she. Someone who gets angry over anything and crashes out then says that they don’t have any issues. Just a girl who yk is. Her taste in men has improved and is currently talking to the man of her dreams (Her mum pays him to talk to her)
E: Hannah M is annoyed at me today
H: What did you do man it’s everyday ur always arguing
E: Nothing yk i did nothing
HM: Fuck you
H: What did you do man it’s everyday ur always arguing
E: Nothing yk i did nothing
HM: Fuck you
by Harzoot April 26, 2025
