jordan

hoe

jordan is a hoe

by Jksbfusjfhsuwnkdxi December 2, 2023

Jordan Snowden

The most special person in anyone's life. Like seriously special. There is not a single person more special than Jordan Snowden. You could tour every Special Education department in the country and would not find anyone that comes close. He's special forces. Long time member of the most elite special services unit. Every SPED teacher that's seen him has quit and then killed themselves. All it takes is one look and you know how special he is. His mom used to tell him every day how special he was, not because she loved him or wanted him to feel better, but because she couldn't wrap her head around how special he was.

"Did you hear the SPED teacher killed themselves last week?"
"It wasn't a suicide. It was a hit. Jordan Snowden killed them.

by anonymous December 4, 2023

Jordan

a big lying ass cheater that tells you one thing and does the opposite he’s a hypocrite that likes to control people but sucks at it bc he’s a fucking loser.

person 1: bro did you see jordan today

person 2: yeah don’t trust him at all

by yourmom222222 December 6, 2023

Jordan

A big fat snitch who thinks the world revolves around him

Hi Jordan shut up side character

by Khari hawkins December 7, 2023

jaddah

she's a pretty, sweet ,cool, nonchalant, caring, honest ,funny person.
she often puts people needs 1st. a total simp for not one but many people. everyone loves her and is comfortable with her. if she doesn't like you then you probably the biggest shit bag. life off the party. everyone wants her but not everyone gets her.

boy 1: yo who that chick?
boy 2: that's JADDAH myguyy

girl 1: omgg jaddah's so perfect

girl 2: ofc it's jaddah

by dafuckyoumeannbro December 7, 2023

jordan sutowo

my name

my name is jordan sutowo

by Jordansuttttt February 12, 2024

jordan guidotti

jordan guidotti is a type of person you want to get backshots from and want his penis in your mouth because it will give a mouthful of sperm he is so sexy usually brown curly hair and medium height he has the biggest penis you'll ever see

"have you had sex with jordan guidotti yet his penis is so big i want more of it"

by goofy kid1133988 February 13, 2024