CEO of hentai, Adidas tracksuits and Slavs. Has countless hentai memes and potatoes. Creator of the Spinach and Potato muffin
Say the word feminism if you wish to die at the hands of this man
Say the word feminism if you wish to die at the hands of this man
“I tried Jacob Heaths muffins, I threw up on my child”
“I did a Jacob Heath and I annoyed a feminist”
“I did a Jacob Heath and I annoyed a feminist”
by Slavicweeb April 28, 2020

by Big_Boi_Karol May 9, 2021

by DaddyLucas12 September 16, 2024

Jacob usually dates a girl named hannah and he is also ugly and has a big dick and his girlfriend is usually a hoe and is blond headed lol he usually breaks up with his girl in 2 weeks and he is a poor basterd with no father and they are divorced.
by Nevaeh rose May 19, 2018

The absolute biggest dickhead ever. No one ever wants to be friends with him because he annoys the fuck out of everyone.
by TimothyMcTimothy December 20, 2017

The hottest mythical creature of all time, but extremely overlooked. Total Gryffindor/Hufflepuff and a loving friend, lover, brother, father, son...you name it. Totally way better than Edward.
by SilverTheWof December 25, 2020
