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Golden Retriever Boyfriend 

Used by women to supposedly refer to a male significant other that is easygoing and makes it fairly simple to maintain a happy and fulfilling relationship - however, it has an inherent racialized element of usually referring to white/blonde men alluding to the fur color of a golden retriever.
"I need a golden retriever boyfriend!!"
"Just say you want a white guy."
Golden Retriever Boyfriend by seayng September 29, 2023
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golden bear 

Jack Nichalus, some old golfer guy who plays in senior competitions and lends his name to videogames.
Golden bear 386 for Mac
golden bear by Kung-Fu Jesus June 6, 2004

Golden Tongue 

Person who's willing to literally lick his manager's ass to get some benefits, or to put someone in trouble by telling the boss, that someone is doing something wrong, just for revenge.

I've heard it beeing used in Essex, England. Haven't got a clue if someone uses it anywhere else.
I'm earning 5 quid less than you. Guess who've won the golden tongue contest this week...
Golden Tongue by knave86 March 24, 2010

Golden One 

A cup of English Breakfast tea with milk added to give a golden hue, and one spoonful of sugar added.
"Would you like a tea, coffee?"

"Thanks, I'll have a Golden One please"
Golden One by the Leachmeister April 8, 2009

goldensphere 

The Goldensphere is heavily connected to the black manosphere. This very small group of admixed black people complain on the Internet about alleged oppression they experience from the Black community. This group is also connected to child sexual abuse and sex work. Their goal is to “divest” from the black community and develop a new “golden race” comprised of biracial people.
“The Goldensphere is full of marsupials, especially Shawn.”
goldensphere by ShakespeareStreet August 19, 2022

Golden Pash

a sexual act when giving oral sex to a woman and she urinates on your face, quite discusting.

similar in concept to a golden shower or a rainbow kiss, sort of.

Not to be confused with the fruit box, godlen pash which is a fruit juice drink that is quite tastey.
I was going down on this chick last night and the dirty bitch gave me a golden pash.
Golden Pash by 491 July 24, 2012

goldilocks (v), goldilocksing 

To try out multiple items before choosing one; different from "window-shopping" in that one must actually use/try the items in question before making a choice.
I needed a new desk, so I spent the day goldilocksing in furniture stores until I found the perfect one.