Fucker

A complete and utter moron and person who doesn’t hang out with his friends and instead always chooses “mommy” instead; aka Peter M

Peter is such a fucker man

by abbyisbad December 22, 2024

spot fucker

Someone who backs into a parking spot incorrectly and makes numerous back-and-forth “pumps” in an attempt to properly align the car, causing several near accidents due to the unexpected reversing.

I almost got hit by a spot fucker today.

by prudepossum August 9, 2021

Mother Fucker

A word that "totally means" someone who fucks mothers

Person 1: Ugh, Jack fucks mothers a lot

Person 2: I guess that means he's mother fucker

by OH HELL NAHHHHHHHHHJHH April 14, 2022

Self-fucker

The process of fucking your self.

You:I just fucked myself,so i am a Self-fucker!
Dunno,a random guy?:Damn,you must really be lonely.

by Master-Baitor April 5, 2021

waffle fucker

One who sticks their duck ina waffle press and burns a waffle shape into their dick. Then their mate pours syrup on their penis and sucks/fucks it aggressively

Honey, your are a real waffle fucker.... and I like it

by Jay Rome the god November 19, 2017

Ur local milf fucker

Ur local milf fucker also known as Ashe. This bitch hunts all the milfs and fucks the shit outta them.

Yo did you hear about 'Ur local milf fucker'?
Yea, they fucked my mom

by Taylor_trap June 27, 2021

Buddy Fucker

When you literally or metaphorically fuck a friend inadvertently. Always by mistake but seen negatively by others.

Mailman 1: Hey I heard Frank the "buddy fucker" fucked Will out of the leadership position.

Mailman 2: Nah man, Will was just bent over like he always does and Frank accidentally stuck it in.

by Paco4u May 6, 2018