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fingers and thumbs

stumbling over something like trying to tie your shoelaces after using super-glue.

see: sixes and sevens
yesterday I made dinner in 10 minutes but today it's all fingers and thumbs all over the floor, up the wall and in the garden.
by Scea September 26, 2009
mugGet the fingers and thumbsmug.

Finger Tunnel

The painful condition that ensues in your fingers or your thumbs after excessive amounts of texting or Blackberry Messengering (BBM). A far distant cousin of carpal tunnel.
After five contiuous hours of foreplay and sex with my girlfriend over Blackberry last night...I've got a severe case of finger tunnel.
by VitruvianMan October 8, 2009
mugGet the Finger Tunnelmug.

Finger condom

Germaphobes use them when fingering girls because of all of the finger transmitted stds
Dude I'm all out of finger condoms and I'm going to my girlfriend house tonight what am I going to do!
by Sammallos June 12, 2016
mugGet the Finger condommug.

tourettes of the fingers

To uncontrollably text vulgarities at someone your mad at.
Sorry about my texts last night I was a little drunk, I have a chronic case of tourettes of the fingers and foot in mouth disease, when I'm that way.lol
by Violet Skye's October 29, 2014
mugGet the tourettes of the fingersmug.

finger dancing

The playa has mad flava dropin' those beats like they hotttt. He is da shiz at finger dancing
by macowzke September 16, 2003
mugGet the finger dancingmug.

monkey finger

Shoving your finger up somones anus with clothes on to grose them out.
Harley gave me and Jose a monkey finger today on the trampoline, it had me thinking if hes gay or not.
by fatyfatjohn March 2, 2011
mugGet the monkey fingermug.

cheeto finger

usually only ocurs from getting twaked. When you smoke so many cigarettes your smoking fingers turn orange (quite noticibally)
Person one: did you here that?
Person two: you got fuckin cheeto fingers dumb fuck!
Person one: ill shave it when i finally take a shower.
by double j train October 10, 2005
mugGet the cheeto fingermug.

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