Finger condom

Germaphobes use them when fingering girls because of all of the finger transmitted stds

Dude I'm all out of finger condoms and I'm going to my girlfriend house tonight what am I going to do!

by Sammallos June 12, 2016

Finger Tunnel

The painful condition that ensues in your fingers or your thumbs after excessive amounts of texting or Blackberry Messengering (BBM). A far distant cousin of carpal tunnel.

After five contiuous hours of foreplay and sex with my girlfriend over Blackberry last night...I've got a severe case of finger tunnel.

by VitruvianMan October 8, 2009

fingers and thumbs

stumbling over something like trying to tie your shoelaces after using super-glue.

see: sixes and sevens

yesterday I made dinner in 10 minutes but today it's all fingers and thumbs all over the floor, up the wall and in the garden.

by Scea September 26, 2009

bassoon fingers

Long fingers, good for the long reach that is needed for playing a bassoon but clumsy when a shorter reach is needed.

With these long bassoon fingers of mine, it's easier for me to get on the Internet with a desktop computer than that eentsy-weentsy cell phone.

by pentozali July 24, 2011

monkey finger

Shoving your finger up somones anus with clothes on to grose them out.

Harley gave me and Jose a monkey finger today on the trampoline, it had me thinking if hes gay or not.

by fatyfatjohn March 2, 2011

cheeto finger

usually only ocurs from getting twaked. When you smoke so many cigarettes your smoking fingers turn orange (quite noticibally)

Person one: did you here that?
Person two: you got fuckin cheeto fingers dumb fuck!
Person one: ill shave it when i finally take a shower.

by double j train October 10, 2005

ET finger

an ET finger is another word for a blunt. (when its lit it glows at the tip just like ET's in the movie)

ay joe pass the et finger

by wesley dupar-scott June 14, 2006