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Facebook Jail 

Putting someone in 'facebook jail' refers to hiding their status updates b/c they (a) annoy you or (b) really fuckin' annoy you. This has no bearing on how you feel about the person, only how you feel about their thoughts contaminating your news feed. Okay, maybe it has a little bearing on what you think of the person, and whether or not it was smart to add them in the first place.
Homie, you are one step away from being put in facebook jail. Your status updates are fucking retarded.
Facebook Jail by Seraph Belmont September 14, 2011

Facebook Q: and A: Game 

New but popular game played through inbox messages and status updates. Must declare you are playing the Facebook Q: and A: Game by updating status directing friends to ask you questions via inbox. As the questions come in, you answer them as a facebook status update, leaving their identity anonymous. Entertainingly harsh.
Status update: "Alright folks, I'm ready to play the Facebook Q: and A: Game!"

Question from sender: "Rate me from 1-10? Your an 11!"

Facebook status: Q: Rate me from 1-10? A: Thanks, but your a six

Question from sender: "I'm always commenting on your wall, pictures and posts... why don't you return the favor?"

Facebook status: Q: "I'm always commenting on your wall, pictures and posts... why don't you return the favor? A: Myspace.com

Facebook Relationship Status Override 

To have romantic or sexual relations with someone while going beyond the limitations of their Facebook Relationship Status.
I performed a Facebook Relationship Status Override (FRSO) with Camila on Friday night.

Facebook-Owned 

When a friend screenshots your wall-to-wall and/or aim chat and posts it on your wall and tags you in the post
I totally Facebook-Owned my brother when he admitted to being gay in our aim conversation.
Facebook-Owned by mr drewskii October 8, 2009

facebook gold trick

when a person labels someone in a blank photo on facebook with a sexy caption then writes in the description that you need facebook gold account to see it. this leads everyone on a quest to find something that does not exists
Bob: Jim taged megan fox and lisa lipps in this picture but I can't see it because I don't have facebook gold!

Sam: lets search facebook and find it!

3 hours later

Jim: I just did the facebook gold trick on you two!
facebook gold trick by Jacksonfish February 21, 2010

facebook beatoff 

1 - A cruel game between your Facebook friends where one person sends you a link to a random Facebook friend and you must masturbate to their pictures regardless of sex , race , or relationship to you .

2 - The act of snooping through your hot friends pictures and using them for masturbation material.
John- dude you really are gonna make it me beatoff to my uncle's pictures ?
Mike- you know the rules to Facebook beatoff now do it !!
John- fine ..stupid game

facebook sap 

When you say something on your wall or private message that offends someone whether its directly/inderectly you end up silencing the person for a long period of time while their anger, hate and rage builds up to the point of going postal on internet forums.
Lvl 80 rogue just facebook sapped your ugly ass.
facebook sap by FoeSquares January 13, 2010