Cum waffle

A person who is being irritating or stupid. Cum waffles are the definition of the person who wants to leave the party early and never answers your texts.

Last night Kristen was being such a cum waffle I wanted to punch her in the face

by emma sinclair November 3, 2016

cum clothes

a term used to describe the clothes worn while masturbating, only to be thrown into the laundry once you have showered.

i had to start the laundry machine a soon as i busted. didn’t want anyone to see my cum clothes!

by pseudomonk October 25, 2020

Cum-fog

Verb: To cum-fog
The act of ejaculating one’s semen onto another party’s oculars during a sexual encounter

While Nicolo and Gretta were getting intimate, Gretta asked Nicolo “Can you finish on me with a cum-fog?”

by The Year of Calick Committee January 3, 2019

Cum-Scarfing

When a phallus ejaculates at the deepest point of ones throat during the act of fellatio.

Mary’s cause of death was listed as aspiration due to extreme cum-scarfing.

by SeaW0lf October 10, 2019

cum roll

A.) another word for a dick or penis.

Plural: cummer roll, cummer rolls

1.) He had his cummer roll out 2.) “how far can you deep throat a cummer roll, Christianna?” 3.) “in the end I think his cum roll was sub-par”

by martholowmewl February 17, 2018

Exo-cum

Semen with the skeleton on the outside rather than inside.

He spilled his Exo-cum all down his trousers like Don Jon.

by Grant Hansen September 4, 2018

Cum collect

(Verb) While fingering your girl you decide to stick your fingers further within her pussy to gather cum and use it to moisten up the outside of her pussy more or decide to give it a lick.

1.While i was fingering Michelle she had a lot to cum collect.
2. When she said to cum collect, I soon came to notice that, Her pussy was very wet and i would've had a great time sticking it in.

by Jager May 28, 2017