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a perfect being... the word charlie is of teutonic origin meaning hero... a one in a billion guy so good looking jelous friends and ex girlfriends torture him to make him look ugly
geez charlie was good looking until 3 ugly cunts had a hissy fit cause he was better lookin then they could ever dream of bein

hey charlies better looking then me and better at sex and his dick is bigger :(

i cant believe charlie dumped me just cause i cheat on him what about my feelings i know il tell every one he bashes me hopefully that will stop girls from going out with him
oh my gosh, those soccer players are such charlies!
charlie by coupajahalia October 16, 2008

Charlie Chan 

Code word for marijuana. When most people get blazed, their eyes turn to slits like they are of Asian descent.

Related to the word 'Chanfaced.' After someone smokes Charlie Chan, they looked very stoned, or Chanfaced. Distant cousin of shitfaced.
"Looks like they've been chillen with Charlie Chan"

"I was trying to hang with Charlie Chan. Do you know where he is?"
Charlie Chan by McChanski March 3, 2009

Charlie Brown 

A variation of the Vietnamese Steamer but with a more holistic, fiber enriched diet. The poop comes out healthier, less spicy and pungent. It's identical to the Cleveland Steamer in style and substance, but performed exclusively on Vietnamese soil or by native Vietnamese people on foreign soil.
Liptang was eating a lot of broccoli so he could give his girlfriend a Charlie Brown for Tet.
Charlie Brown by CSuckinhell April 3, 2009
Getting shitfaced up until the point where you wake up actually having tooken a shit while sleeping.
Charlie by DJ Tank July 19, 2010

mexican charlie 

This is when a Man puts his penis into another mans pee hole
Patrick gave Larry a mexican charlie at the campground
mexican charlie by Matt516 November 1, 2006