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cum-tantrum

A perverse fantasy conservative columnist George Will has about President Obama and the debt crisis. In reality, cum-tantrums are usually the messy result of too much tea-bagging going on in the House of Representatives.
Eric Cantor had a cum-tantrum and stormed out of the debt talks.
by Joan of Snark July 28, 2011
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cum logic

Girl who always swallows shall not be required to clean up future unintended spills.

This is cum logic.
"You've been paying it forward by swallowing, so cum logic absolves you from cleanup this time"
by cumLogician October 30, 2011
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cum cavern

the cunt of a slut. a huge open space with all sorts of cum stalagmites and stalactites and shit. some grimy shit right there
your grandma's such an old ho she's probably got a cum cavern
by cs2toktos October 13, 2011
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jaundice cum

The affliction caused by the lack of "release" for a number of months, causing a yellowish and possibly lumpy discharge from the male reproductive organ, also known as the pee-nis.
Andy, I haven't jazzed in so long that I'm afraid if Katrina blows me that I might coat her in jaundice cum. Yellow is not a good color on her....
by FletchTheCart July 22, 2017
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Cum Dumpster

When he busts a load straight into your pussy and his cum just collectively adds up-eventually becoming enough to fill a dumpster
Beth doesn't make him use a condom, she's such a cum dumpster
by Aj4629472919176/ July 26, 2017
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Cum destruction

When 20 black guys cum on one white girl
Wow bro I seen some mad cum destruction on pornhub.com last night!!!!
by Im Pulling Out August 22, 2017
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shotgun cum

The act of someone getting their dick sucked off and then the cum gets passed around between people mouths
Ryan and I were totally shotgun cumming last night
bro i heard sarah loves a good shotgun cum
by Souplover63er63ds October 28, 2018
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