Blue bars

When Blizzard teases you with the servers being up early to the point of no return, and then fails to handle log ins.
"I took a week off work and servers came up early but now we can't log in.

3 fuckin hours of excruciating blue bars pain and no relief in sight."
by thejtown August 12, 2025
mugGet the Blue barsmug.

Marg Bar SpongeBob

Literally means "death to SpongeBob" in Persian but is commonly used with the Squidward "Lip Status: Packed" meme by American good ol' boys to indicate frustration with insane tobacco-hating liberals forcing their will on America and "reconstructing" conservative values.
Crazy Liberal: We need to protest in the streets for higher taxes on the rich so that the gov't can provide free healthcare to homosexual, black puppies!

Normal Guy: Marg bar SpongeBob

Crazy Liberal: Wow, a foreign language! How progressive!
by Migdal Kadanoff May 8, 2024
mugGet the Marg Bar SpongeBobmug.

Garg-a-bar-go

A mispronunciation of the name Garabaldi.

(Refrence from Brooklyn Nine-Nine)
"Garg-a-bar-go"! Sorry, can't talk need more medigin. Garabaldi!
by Raven Birdperson December 6, 2016
mugGet the Garg-a-bar-gomug.

bar whaler

An unattractive male who goes to bars and hits on the fattest woman there in an attempt to take her home and fuck her or feed his family of four.
I went down to the tavern the other night and I saw a bar whaler. He had just caught himself a humpback heftie. She had three asses, two bellies, and four titties, (one pair on either side of her body).
by BooSackNoodle November 4, 2014
mugGet the bar whalermug.

Coffee bar

Coffee bar- the shit you take after having outrageous butt sex and now you can’t stop shitting. Kinda like the huge shit you take after drinking lots of coffee.
Met up with Mark last night, when I was done with him he let out coffee bar’s all morning.
by Hipster holocaust February 22, 2018
mugGet the Coffee barmug.

Bars

They got bars at cooking.
by Phantom227 August 24, 2025
mugGet the Barsmug.

Bar nigga

A Dude who In the tittie bar all the time, have had sex with a lot of girls that work in the bar. He only want to fuck !!!
Girl don’t fuck with Tony you know he a bar nigga lol !!!
by LongWayJay March 30, 2021
mugGet the Bar niggamug.

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