acid baby

The first ever Acid baby was introduced to the world by a man named Michael Matthews. He has presumably been convicted of forcing Acid Baby's Mama to induce a 9-month long acid trip while carrying his seed. Miraculously the baby was not only born with no birth defects, but with the ability to telepathically communicate with other humans as well as beings from the other side.

UPDATE
Michael Matthews has been rumored to be nominated for the 2018 Nobel Piece Prize for donating Acid Baby to foundations interested in ending crime on the planet.

Bro did you hear the truth about 9/11
What? that conspiracy BS you're always trying to convince me of?
Nah bro, it's not BS... Acid Baby proved it!

by Unclezip October 12, 2017

Baby niamhy

Niamh she is so beautiful and pretty and kind and the best person in the world I love Niamh loads x she is my best friend x and she will poo at the side of your house x

Oh I wish I could be like baby Niamhy

by Baby Niamhy April 10, 2017

baby soul

the soul of a baby; may also be souls of ignorant or stupid adults.

Back in 1956 , I cleansed meh baby soul.

by george.themouse March 10, 2017

pork baby

The rectal output from eating a large amount of pulled pork or pork ribs.

I went to the BBQ joint then delivered a pork baby

by PhreadT July 19, 2016

Baby games

When you play easygoing games like Skyrim, The Sims or Babysitter Simulator 2019. But you don't play such games that require a lot of practice, reflex and a competitive (sometimes toxic)mindset like Battlefield, Dark Souls or Madden 20. Basically another way of calling someone a casual without the actual direct insult.

xXEdge_Lord_666Xx: yo dog wut gams u plae?
Turd_McGee: i plae minecraft
xXEdgyLordXx: y u play baby games?
Turd_McGee: y nut?

by bumerhoomorr34 December 23, 2019

Check Baby

A woman conceiving a child for the sole purpose of profiting financially by extorting money from a wealthy sperm donor. Gold Digger

She only got pregnant by that Celebrity/Athlete because she wanted a Check Baby!

by NUPE 3 February 26, 2020

Check Baby

As defined by American rapper Future’s legal team, a “Check Baby” is "slang terminology describing a child conceived solely for the purposes of extorting monies from the father of a child in the child support setting." It was first coined in February 2020 by Future regarding his then-10 month old child with former partner Eliza Reign, whom he alleges to have had a baby with him solely to cash in on child support payments (or “checks”), hence the term “check baby”.

Future: Mann, that bicch Eliza takin my money, makin me pay child support to that Check Baby! Love that kid but damn that keeky ass trick female shady as fuck.

by DrewieStewie DJ Caillou February 28, 2020