Apple

The fact you searched up the definition for an apple on Urban Dictionary is crazy

I eat apples on the daily

by Kkrvp August 6, 2017

Apple Balls

When your penis is small, as in under average, but your balls are the size of a double d bra.

Have you heard of Joshua, I heard he had Apple Balls.

by SlavicPotator69 April 17, 2022

Bad Apple Syndrome

The inability so see nuance in a situation, only seeing things in black and white, similar to the popular YouTube music video, “Bad Apple!!” It is commonly associated with a lack of media literacy.

Guy 1: Why don’t people on twitter understand that just because sans isn’t overly emotional and edgy, that doesn’t mean he doesn’t care about anything at all.

Guy 2: Its because they have Bad Apple Syndrome.

by GuyWhoWritesInUrbanDictionary September 28, 2024

Apple

A curved yellow fruit.

I like apples

by Chayse Matchem] January 31, 2024

Apple

Apple is a shy biotch. Once you meet her you'll understand why. She feels like nobody likes her and that she is awkward. Some of Apple's anxiety leads to her being very insecure about herself. When you become her true friend, being a crackhead is what she's all about.

Apple is a crackhead.

by Being shy and insecure sucks. October 28, 2019

doctor apples

a super attractive dude who loves anal sex with men
he also is not actually a doctor

"hey, will you be my doctor apples? no homo btw"
"yes. i love anal. its not gay i swear"
sex

by sussusususususamongus March 31, 2021

Browning apple

A term for a cougar on a downward slope (losing looks, allure money, attitude, confidence, etc.).

"Did you see Sheila last night? She used to be such a cougar, but damn that apple is browning. Fast."

"Oh, she's so sad. Clearly she doesn't realize she's a browning apple."

by Cattocius April 26, 2012