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Apple

Once i ate an apple and my dicc shrunk to the size of an ant i ate another. And it became the size of a fucking train hide ur girl i rek her puss puss i name it osama bin laden eat apples and get a big red apple dick
-Biggie cheez
by Biggie cheez August 30, 2017
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Apple

A great name that is very unusual! Persons with this name are usually badass and can get on your nerves but they appreciate their friends a lot and they love sports! They usually have tan skin and they’re blessed with lots of freckles <3
look! That’s Apple!

Isn’t that a fruit?
Nooo it can also be a name!
by WAIFUIGI October 10, 2018
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apple smacks

A joke in context to the honey smacks joke
You:Hey Billy ya want some apple smacks?
Billy:Yeah sure
You:*smacks* there you go
by Rider349 October 25, 2018
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Apple

A company that wants all your money
Apple
Tim Cook: We want all your money
by Grimstone (The Demon Wolf) October 30, 2018
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Apple Hill

“Dude! Stop looking at her apple hill!”
by 120303828282829393932929939339 October 31, 2018
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Apple Time

The span of time in which one consumes apples and apple-related products.
Fella 1: "Dude, it's apple Time."
Fella 2: *fist bump*
Fella 3: "If you say apple time one more time you're out of my class"
Fella 1: "Apple time"
Fella 3 ascends into heaven
by turkey fingers November 1, 2018
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Apple

A sweet, crisp fruit that originated in Central Asia. They come in varieties such as Gala, Red Delicious, Fuji, Mcintosh,

Granny Smith, and more. The U.S. is the second largest producer behind China. They have good health benefits, too.
"What is Steve Jobs' favorite fruit?"

"An apple, of course!"
by Ms. apple February 24, 2019
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