Willy Wanker

Wanking inside everything except women because your too fuckin' stupid. The name also came from a pissed off parent at a shitty event/scam at Glasgow, UK.

I am Willy Wanker motherfuckers!

by blackgays69 December 2, 2025

Willis

A viral meme which has spread across Sequoyah Middle School used for anything and everything—a situation, a moment, an object, or a joke—when no other word fits.

Fake Willis don’t shine at all

by Yfkyfky December 25, 2025

Intergalactic Wet Willy

The act of probing another person's anus with a turkey baster, then spraying the contents gathered from the anus into the ear canal. Typically, this is a male-to-male interaction.

Dude tried givin' me an intergalactic wet willy. Not at my birthday party, pal.

by TophuVEVO January 2, 2026

sweat willy

like a wet willy - but wet your finger with your/your victim’s sweat instead of your spit.
preferably from somewhere gross like your balls or pits.

bro- remember when Sonny Bradley gave Emre Can a sweat willy at the match against Plymouth?

by snowdenwasright February 12, 2024

Willy Mammoth

When you grow your pubes out too much your junk looks like a prehistoric elephant

Aston you need to shave your Willy mammoth

by Huntebro February 13, 2024

free willy society

When you're taking a piss in public and someone walks by, you don't stop pissing and yell "free willy society"

Person 1: *pissing in a bush*
Person 2: bro why are you pissing in public
Person 1: FREE WILLY SOCIETY!

by Jim Bob the high February 14, 2024

Willy House

A figurative location in black culture referring to one's relationship status used to determine if someone is sexually available. Individuals who claim to be "good in the willy house" are presently satisfied with their current relationship status, whereas those who claim to be "outside" or not "good" in the willy house are unsatisfied and/or sexually available.

Ex. 1
Ayo shawty real quick wus good in the willy house w'chu? (are you sexually available)

We ousside if u feel me. (I am)

Ex. 2
Hey wya in the willy house? (Are you happy relationship-wise)

Nah man, my bitch she ain't wanna fuck.

by isurvived3/1mystershit February 15, 2024