When a man, during a shower, inserts a chopstick up his urethra in order to prevent any toxic solvents from entering the penis. This tradition increased in popularity after the Vietnam War due to their water supply being heavily polluted with toxic chemicals, such as Agent Orange.
by fdfsvfdgrtsdvtrgtr August 14, 2025

When you have no available shower and you need to shower quick, you hop in a freezer. The cold bombs the stink away.
by SolarXlipse July 28, 2020

A duo act in which 2 people are a far distance away vertically. One then goes on said roof and ejaculates with a superb stream, it then lands directly on the other partner's forehead, relating to a shower nozzle.
"YO guess what?!" "me and keontay performed the New Jersey Shower Nozzle last night!" "It was Epic!"
by bighanky May 2, 2024

by TMoney94 May 13, 2019

by Ud rando June 7, 2023

A word used to describe the women-take-longer-showers-than-men phenomena. It has never been proved what exactly takes them so long to complete a shower, but one can safely assume that they've discovered the enlightenment described in Buddhist philosophy, i.e. Nirvana.
Person 1: Man, what is taking her so long in the shower?
Person 2: Dude, don't worry about it, she's probably just discovered shower nirvana.
Person 2: Dude, don't worry about it, she's probably just discovered shower nirvana.
by Righteous Thumb August 2, 2010

If yer in doubt about what to bring to a bridle shower, gift-certificates to da local feed-store are always appreciated.
by QuacksO February 23, 2021
