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Drop a dirty bomb on the gherkin

Serial position in which a penis-haver lies recumbent and holds his erect membrum virilis pointing upwards. The partner, having eaten a vindaloo the precious night, squats about the erect "gherkin" and drops the drty bomb.
Oh my goodness, a roffer is about to drop a dirty bomb on the gherkin!!
by ORANGEHAMSTER ALAN ORLA May 17, 2023
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big hairy dirty greasy balls

The most rarest balls on a person (usually male) you can find.
My uncle Fred found big hairy dirty greasy balls on an 18-year-old when he went to Ohio.
by thecharacterwannie June 18, 2023
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The joe dirty

When someone your hangout with just low key packs there stuff and dips the fuck out!!!!!
Hey guys where did Joe go ?

Reply
Oh I guess he did the joe dirty!
by Shanikssss October 6, 2023
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odhran kelly you dirty fat bastard

the famous internet video of a of a sexy strawberry blond irish man saying "odhran kelly you dirty fat bastard" while a short long nosed fat 'person' strokes their '2 incher pincher'

this person was known to suck mad penis before he died of willy rot from hanging around andrew donaghers willy rot
dont act like odhran kelly you dirty fat bastard
by andrewdonagher January 21, 2024
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Doing the dirty dishes

When the bathroom is occupied so you take a piss in the sink.
The other day I was busting for a piss but someone was in the bathroom so I slashed in the sink and found myself doing the dirty dishes.

Next time I'll take out the dishes first.
by HizerKite November 23, 2023
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April 9 - National Dirty Texting and Nudes day

APRIL 9 is National Dirty Texting and Nudes day!

Text that somebody special everything you wish you could do to them and show them what they’re missing out on!!
New chat - Hey! Today is April 9 - National dirty texting and nudes day! I want to fuck you!…here’s what you’re missing out on

New snap

Received chat - I would love that…come over!!
by fuckdonkeysass April 9, 2024
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