dick biting day

its the day where you get your bf or male friend to get you to bite his dick (may 21)

*guy comes home*
girl- "hey, babe! come here!"
guy- "what is it?"
girl- "its may 21.. dick biting day"
guy- NO, YOUR NOT BITING MY DICK-"
girl- *bites*

by goth_jesus May 2, 2024

Nook Appreciation Day

(Every day)

The day we celebrate Tom Nook, and perform a cult ceremony in relief and gratefulness that he has not killed us and stolen all of our bells. We sacrifice the ignorant.

Person 1: Hey bro, have you payed your loans yet?
Person 2: lmao no, why?
Person 1: bro it’s literally nook appreciation day
Person 2: whats that?
*audible sound of approaching chanting and guns being cocked*

by antsii September 11, 2021

National Treason Day

The one, and only, day of the year that defines what America is about; Her Birthday! The 4th of July is the day that we, as Americans, committed treason against the patriarchy of the Kingdom of Great Britain by declaring our independence.

Today is National Treason Day! Let's go throw some Tea in the harbor to celebrate America's birthday!

by Irish Guacamole July 4, 2024

Nation thigh pic day

today is August 13th, nation thigh pics day.

Nation thigh pic day is august 13th.

by gortniteboy1818 August 13, 2021

National Tamia Day

National Tamia Day is actually celebrated 365 days of the year. Tamia is the best so we celebrate her all the time.

“I can’t wait to celebrate National Tamia Day, her pussy smells good”

by NationalYkWhoDay June 10, 2022

National Boyfriend day

on august 3rd it’s national boyfriend day!!! yay

girlfriend: do you know w what today is?
boyfriend: what?
girlfriend: national boyfriend day!

by singlelifebestlife August 2, 2020

Brooklyn appreciation day

Brooklyn appreciation day is about appreciating and loving Brooklyn. Posting her on social media and letting her know how much she means to you. Make sure to love Brooklyn and make sure she knows you love her.

Him: I love having Brooklyn and my friend!
Her: Me too! Brooklyn is the best person ever!
Him: Brooklyn appreciation day is the best day ever!

by anonymous August 4, 2022