(Every day)
The day we celebrate Tom Nook, and perform a cult ceremony in relief and gratefulness that he has not killed us and stolen all of our bells. We sacrifice the ignorant.
The day we celebrate Tom Nook, and perform a cult ceremony in relief and gratefulness that he has not killed us and stolen all of our bells. We sacrifice the ignorant.
Person 1: Hey bro, have you payed your loans yet?
Person 2: lmao no, why?
Person 1: bro it’s literally nook appreciation day
Person 2: whats that?
*audible sound of approaching chanting and guns being cocked*
Person 2: lmao no, why?
Person 1: bro it’s literally nook appreciation day
Person 2: whats that?
*audible sound of approaching chanting and guns being cocked*
by antsii September 11, 2021